Topic: Length.. - part 26
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Wed 09/26/12 10:19 PM
as much as i want to enjoy the mental image of that, i would not recommend you get involved in that type of business. 50 may seem like a lot, but i'm sure if you looked around you could manage

http://youtu.be/wJZ3bcPr-Ds

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 09/26/12 10:26 PM
LOL you are crazy. I would not do that. I am a Muslim woman and proud of it!

Totage's photo
Wed 09/26/12 10:27 PM
Yay! I get to keep my current job and work full making over $10.00 more + full time with benefits at my new job. Can't wait to see the paycheck. Plus I'm going to school again for myself.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 09/26/12 10:31 PM
mashallah.

Totage's photo
Wed 09/26/12 10:33 PM
I don't know what that means, but I assume it's a good thing. How have you been HE?

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 09/26/12 10:36 PM
Allhumdulillah I am okay. Better than most.

Mashallah: an Arabic phrase that expresses appreciation, joy, praise or thankfulness for an event or person that was just mentioned. Towards this, it is used as an expression of respect, while at the same time serving as a reminder that all accomplishments are so achieved by the will of Allah. It is generally said upon hearing good news. People may use this phrase to protect themselves from jealousy, catching the evil eye, or jinxing.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 09/26/12 11:46 PM
Nice and quiet...

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 09/27/12 05:07 AM
Me
I understand. Did you pray?

Saif
yes ALhmdullallh

Me
I had to wait. Had to kill a spider first. I am very afraid of spiders...

Saif
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh , Most women are afraid of the spider

Me
because the spider is this crazy fast little guy that runs all over the place and bite us.
almost like a non-Muslim male... haha
sorry... bad joke

Saif
Laughter in the morning is very wonderful
Do you killed a spider or not

Me
the horrible 8 legged beast has been killed. He will no longer wreak terror in my heart, for his death was quick and merciful. And he was killed using my favorite hijab, so it was a slightly honorable death. The hijab is now in the trash for I will never touch nor wear it again.

Saif
Why used the hijab did not use at least paper

Me
because he was right next to the hijab, not the paper.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 09/27/12 05:20 AM
Saif
so , Ok it was possible to remove the Hijab and use something

Me
I was too scared. I just reacted as fast as I could. He had already escaped death by spoon and bowl and laptop. I really was running out of options...
*sorry*... I will wash the hijab and donate it...
actually, I will have someone else wash the hijab. I know me. I will never touch it ever again in my life. Too afraid the spider will come back to life. I know, silly, but its been a childhood fear of mine. Spiders are magical like that, ya know...

Saif
Now, Go to pray so as not to be late for prayer time favorite
Complete after the completion of prayer

kc0003's photo
Thu 09/27/12 01:50 PM

I think I might have to start stripping for money






newarkjw's photo
Thu 09/27/12 03:15 PM
I once dated a homeless stripper. It was kinda cool. When it was time to take her home I could just drop her off anywhere.......smokin

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Thu 09/27/12 04:00 PM

torgo, please tell me that is not you in that (frightening) picture back there!


Nooooo, I don't own a beard.

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Thu 09/27/12 04:45 PM
he 'accidentally' shaved it off.

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Thu 09/27/12 04:52 PM
It can happen!

kc0003's photo
Thu 09/27/12 05:05 PM


torgo, please tell me that is not you in that (frightening) picture back there!


Nooooo, I don't own a beard.

ohhh thank goodnessssss!

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Thu 09/27/12 05:07 PM

It can happen!

http://youtu.be/aUUeXr04-cY

s1owhand's photo
Thu 09/27/12 05:22 PM

he 'accidentally' shaved it off.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcDkY7XjjB8

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 09/27/12 09:58 PM
lets go diving

kc0003's photo
Fri 09/28/12 06:23 PM
no, it's dark out.

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Fri 09/28/12 11:44 PM
beards are better when they aren't shaved off.

So, grow one...idk