During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

”Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”

The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?”

Peter said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

”That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”

”I would say:

“Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.”

The teacher fainted…….

I can say from experience
Had many first days of school and that is too funny

These were some very interesting answers I enjoyed them all a lot and the last answer was a very brave answer to say the least.

LMAO........hilarious!

funny guy!!!

Super funny and very well put!! please send us some more...

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I can just see Tom and carebear writing that last one down, so they can remember it!!

that was funny

lol u good...