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soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Fri 03/09/12 11:34 AM
hahaha I am not sure what hygiene has to do with perfume. Blonde?

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 03/09/12 12:12 PM
hahaha I am not sure what hygiene has to do with perfume. Blonde? Mouthwash. Tongue wash. Etc. I just made that one up. So very expectably no human can understand it. You are a human, dear, aren't you. Well, it shows. ;-)

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Fri 03/09/12 12:29 PM Edited by Phuque2 on Fri 03/09/12 12:39 PM
I did go back at the age of 54 because I got the call. I did 38 years of service. Military(Navy Corpsman~~Marine), Department of Defense, Homeland Security(Joint Services), NRC, Private Contractor to the Government, and other. And even after getting a big ouchy 4.5 years ago, if needed, this old vet would go back in. Retirement is much nicer. Only bees buzz passed my head now.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Fri 03/09/12 01:51 PM
It seems to me, there is an 'army' in waiting on these shores. A wealth of experience and patriotism. If there were need.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Fri 03/09/12 04:33 PM
Aye lassy......... I good scotsman Always be wearin is battle kilt ta waar... I have mentioned this before.. I saw Sean Connery interviewed live on a show. When asked 'What is under that kilt?' He replied, 'Just my wife's lipstick.' He's in sooo much trouble.....LOL A good Scot.....NEVER tells.... But we might show a sweet Lassy if she be askin real nice!!!

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 03/12/12 04:21 PM
Aye lassy......... I good scotsman Always be wearin is battle kilt ta waar... I have mentioned this before.. I saw Sean Connery interviewed live on a show. When asked 'What is under that kilt?' He replied, 'Just my wife's lipstick.' He's in sooo much trouble.....LOL A good Scot.....NEVER tells.... But we might show a sweet Lassy if she be askin real nice!!! When I was in Korea, or was it Malaysia, there was a Scott soldier there from the British Infantry, and he used to keep a shrunken head of a blonde there he scored for two boxes of chicklets from some Paupuan cheif. He used to say "if I die, I want to go out properly."

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Mon 03/12/12 04:23 PM
Aye lassy......... I good scotsman Always be wearin is battle kilt ta waar... I have mentioned this before.. I saw Sean Connery interviewed live on a show. When asked 'What is under that kilt?' He replied, 'Just my wife's lipstick.' He's in sooo much trouble.....LOL A good Scot.....NEVER tells.... But we might show a sweet Lassy if she be askin real nice!!! When I was in Korea, or was it Malaysia, there was a Scott soldier there from the British Infantry, and he used to keep a shrunken head of a blonde there he scored for two boxes of chicklets from some Paupuan cheif. He used to say "if I die, I want to go out properly." Aye.....all good Scotsman like a...."little head"...

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/12/12 04:26 PM
do you really think anyone wants ME to fight?

Sneaksintoyourheart Joined Fri 10/16/09 Posts: 19261	Mon 03/12/12 04:26 PM
do you really think anyone wants ME to fight? should i really really answer this question?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/12/12 04:30 PM
do you really think anyone wants ME to fight? should i really really answer this question? hey...I have a tough army of pink ponies that will take anyone down

Sneaksintoyourheart Joined Fri 10/16/09 Posts: 19261	Mon 03/12/12 04:32 PM
do you really think anyone wants ME to fight? should i really really answer this question? hey...I have a tough army of pink ponies that will take anyone down don't forget dopey sleepy happy grumpy an doc

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/12/12 04:35 PM
don't forget dopey sleepy happy grumpy an doc I still have them locked in a closet dopey - keeps shooting himself in the foot sleepy - can't seem to stay awake...not good in war time happy - who is happy in war time??? Just not natural grumpy - I don't need the competition Doc might come in handy though....wait handy is a smurf

Sneaksintoyourheart Joined Fri 10/16/09 Posts: 19261	Mon 03/12/12 04:37 PM
don't forget dopey sleepy happy grumpy an doc I still have them locked in a closet dopey - keeps shooting himself in the foot sleepy - can't seem to stay awake...not good in war time happy - who is happy in war time??? Just not natural grumpy - I don't need the competition Doc might come in handy though....wait handy is a smurf

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Mon 03/12/12 06:04 PM
do you really think anyone wants ME to fight? should i really really answer this question? I believe you and Sneaks are creating a diversionary maneuver of the highest quality. Every army needs tacticians.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Mon 03/12/12 06:06 PM
When I was in Korea, or was it Malaysia, there was a Scott soldier there from the British Infantry, and he used to keep a shrunken head of a blonde there he scored for two boxes of chicklets from some Paupuan cheif. He used to say "if I die, I want to go out properly." Aye.....all good Scotsman like a...."little head"... hahahahahahaha

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/12/12 06:18 PM
sneaks is the diversion

Sneaksintoyourheart Joined Fri 10/16/09 Posts: 19261	Mon 03/12/12 06:27 PM
sneaks is the diversion hey now not me no way nah im the quiet one that sits in the corner lol

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/12/12 06:34 PM
do you really think anyone wants ME to fight? Your kidding right? I am about to run to Wal-mart for a $10 kiddie pool, 200 pounds of jello and a squeegee! :) (I can let you borrow a thong)

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/12/12 06:35 PM
Your kidding right? I am about to run to Wal-mart for a $10 kiddie pool, 200 pounds of jello and a squeegee! :) (I can let you borrow a thong) borrow a thong?? I don't know where it's been...nor do I want to I don't like jello...can it be pudding instead?

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 03/12/12 06:43 PM
Your kidding right? I am about to run to Wal-mart for a $10 kiddie pool, 200 pounds of jello and a squeegee! :) (I can let you borrow a thong) borrow a thong?? I don't know where it's been...nor do I want to I don't like jello...can it be pudding instead? You "don't like jello"?.....You freak!!!! hehehehehehe It's a fight,...you ain't there to snack woman! You are there to be sexi! Besides, pudding just reminds me of freaky dutch and german porn (don't ask). P.S. my thongs are only partially mysterious with minimal stains.