1.DOGS DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS EXPRESSING AFFECTION IN PUBLIC.2.DOGS MISS YOU WHEN YOUR GONE.3.DOGS FEEL GUILT WHEN THEY HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG.4.DOGS DONT BRAG WHEN THEY HAVE SLEPT WITH SOMEONE.5.DOGS DONT CRITICIZE YOUR FRIENDS.6.DOGS ADMIT WHEN THEY ARE JEALOUS.7.DOGS DONT FEEL THREATENED BY YOUR INTELLEGENCE.8.DOGS UNDERSTAND WHAT NO MEANS.9.YOU CAN HOUSE TRAIN A DOG.10.MIDDLE AGED DOGS DONT FEEL THE NEED TO ABANDON YOU FOR A YOUNGER OWNER. 11.DOGS DONT MIND IF YOU DO ALL THE DRIVING.12.DOGS DONT STEP ON THE IMAGINARY BRAKE.13.DOGS ADMIT WHEN THEY ARE LOST.14.DOGS CANT FEEL THREATENED IF YOU EARN MORE THAN THEY DO.15. DOGS MEAN IT WHEN THEY KISS YOU. PS. ADD TO THIS I KNOW THAT WASNT SAID THEY GIVE YOU UNCONDITIONAL LOVE,THEY ARE NOT SELFISH,GREEDY,THEY DONT CARE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE,AND AFTER ALL THE ABUSE HUMANS GIVE THEM THEY ARE STILL THERE TO SAVE OUR ASS! PRETTY DOG GONE SICK! OMAHA SATOP THE DOG FIGHTING!

i think i need to get a dog

they have good tongues lol

AMEN AND YOU DONT HAVE TO ASK PERMISSION ON SPENDING MONEY OR WHY THE HECK YOU BOUGHT THAT!,PS,I AM SURE THIS GOES FOR ANY ANIMAL!

OK YES BUT ONLY FOR LOVE

no way a dog can please a woman like I can!!!! jk :)

those are the exact reason i love my dog

all a girl needs in life is damn good dog - that why i have one!! i agree with dieselpit!!

i never ment sexually a dog could treat us women better cause i can do that myself!