Donald Rumsfeld walks into a bar and sees George Bush sitting there.

He sits down next to Bush, and tells Bush he has some unfortunate news...that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq that same morning.

Bush immediately throws his head down into his arms and starts weeping uncontrollably...

Rumseld, knowing Bush to be a person that didn't show his emotions often, was dumbfounded by Bush's reaction, and asked why he was so shaken by this marginal news.

To which Bush looked up sobbing and asked, "Just how many is two brazilian?"

That would be funny if it wasn't true