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Topic: Black Stories 2 - The Left Arm Classified
SanneHan's photo
Tue 03/20/12 09:30 PM
Edited by SanneHan on Tue 03/20/12 09:31 PM
Okay, after Romeo and Juliet have been buried in due respect, let's go with another one... as you know how things go now, let's try a little tougher:

It was in the time just before WW1, when there was a classified in the according part of the London Times: "Need left arm, will pay £10,000". When a bum sees that, he chose to inquire under the given adress in a fine part of town.

He finds out that the originator of the classified is a doctor who really wants to have his left arm. After some talk the bum agrees, and his left arm is amputated in a hospital. After the bum has recovered, he is given the promised £10,000 and has the week of his life with his friends, before he is as broke as he was before.

The doctor takes the arm home, packs it in a box, and mails it to Paris, France. There it is received, the adressant takes it out of the box, inspects it, nods satisfied - and throws it into the garbage.

Three days later, a dead body is floating down the river Seine...

What happened?

Ash36's photo
Tue 03/20/12 09:53 PM
Is the left arm considered to be Assualt rifle or Light machine gun?

SanneHan's photo
Tue 03/20/12 10:36 PM

Is the left arm considered to be Assualt rifle or Light machine gun?


No

SanneHan's photo
Wed 03/21/12 12:38 PM
*Push Up*

Ash36's photo
Wed 03/21/12 09:37 PM
Is BUM really a human or an a$$?

SanneHan's photo
Wed 03/21/12 10:27 PM

Is BUM really a human or an a$$?


No, I mean one of the guys who live out on the streets and live by begging. Bum, bummer, dosser, dipshit, hobo, tramp - a bum

no photo
Fri 03/23/12 08:20 PM
I so don't even know where to start with this one!

SanneHan's photo
Sat 03/24/12 06:47 AM
Hmmm probably try to find out why one man might send another such a funny "gift"?

MonkeyBite's photo
Sat 03/24/12 09:42 AM
um someone died

SanneHan's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:06 AM
Edited by SanneHan on Sat 03/24/12 11:07 AM
That happens all the time, doesn't it? Life is the only known, sexually transmitted disease that ends lethal in 100% of all cases...

MonkeyBite's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:07 AM
indeed!

so i win?

tongue2

tell u the truth idk what i was supposed to say to this?

SanneHan's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:16 AM
Well, it might be helpful to know if the two in Paris and London know each other in person!? and (free hint) whether both of them have two arms...

MonkeyBite's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:17 AM
so this is a questionnaire riddle?

SanneHan's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:20 AM
You may want to look at this topic!?

MonkeyBite's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:22 AM
sweet so it is

i love these :)

okay so

do the men know each other?

SanneHan's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:28 AM
Yes

no photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:32 AM
Does the man in Paris have both his arms?

SanneHan's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:33 AM
No

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Sat 03/24/12 11:35 AM
Did the doctor in London cause the man in Paris to lose an arm?

MonkeyBite's photo
Sat 03/24/12 11:36 AM
Did he throw the arm into the garbage?

(clarification)

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