EWWWWWWWWW!!! Hamburger Helper is some of the worst food that was ever put out on the market. After the crab was done eating the Hamburger Helper off of the mans pants, the giant crab started inching it`s way toward the man`s....

girlfriends bikini .

(I have to agree with you on that) eeww hamburger helper yuck

As the crab took off her bikini he started to softly and playfully pinch the lady on her derriere, and other sensual places on her body.

as she moaned her boyfriend looked at her puzzled.

He was jealous that the crab turned her on so much. As she moaned the crab found other explorable sensual places on her body which made her moan more and quicker.

SO HER BOYFRIEND PULLED A A SWORD.

He used the sword to draw a line and dared the crab to cross it. Meanwhile the man watched in amazement as his girlfriend started to experience multiple orgasms because of how the crab was touching her.

as he got more annoyed he screamed out.

Stop giving my girlfriend such great pleasure you giant crab you.

The man then realized that once again he was dreaming about the girlfriend that he never had, he decided that since she has crabs it wasn't healthy to continue dreaming about her...He snapped out of his daydream when the man with the axe tapped him on the shoulder gently gently from behind..................

pulled his hair bring him near to the axe..

He felt the axe blade near his hair and discovered that the edge was very sharp.He then tried to get away from the axe man and discovered the axe man was his identical twin brother.

His brother said to him. Don`t be mean to me, I was only trying to help you out with your girlfriend.

Then he farted in his face.

As he inhaled the flatulence aroma, he passed out.

When the man awoke, he realized that everything that happened - the tornado, the animals, the town in Oklahoma - had all been a bad dream. To his surprise, he was on the ground, lying on his back, and a hula dancer was looking down at him.



"What happened?" asked the man.

The dancer replied, "You panicked when you heard the tsunami warning siren. You ran straight into a tree, knocking yourself unconscious."

The man then asked, "Was there a tsunami?"

The dancer replied, "No. The sirens are tested monthly. The hotel that you are staying in should have told you."

The man then said, "I'm sorry. I've been jittery ever since a tornado struck Woodward, Oklahoma. Five people were killed by that tornado, including three girls ages 5, 7 and 10."

The dancer responded, "That's horrible! Well, tsunamis are no laughing matter. Obviously tornados aren't, either."

The man replied, "We Okies like to be prepared for tornadoes. That is why ruby slippers are more popular in Oklahoma than cowboy boots."

"Oh," said the dancer, "Do you wear ruby slippers?"

"No," the man replied, "They clash with my grass skirt."

Just then the Okie and and the hula dancer were startled by the sight of a crab, a goat, a cow and a unicorn being chased by an axe-wielding man wearing a grass skirt. The crab was riding on the goat.

As the crab was riding the goat. The goat yelled. Don`t stop. Don`t move. You have my hot spot right there.

Meanwhile, the Okie and all of the other tourists stood watching this new form of Hawaiian entertainment. Just then the cow yelled back at the axe-wielding man,

The cow stated; "If you come near me with that damn axe, I will chitt all over you".