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Topic: On a dark stormy night in Oklahoma.........
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 05/02/12 02:35 PM
The unicorn then said to the cow, "It isn't his axe that he wants use on you."

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Wed 05/02/12 05:41 PM
He wants to give you his wood. The unicorn told the cow.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 05/02/12 07:10 PM
Ah, love in Hawaii, where there is more than one way to get lei'd.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Wed 05/02/12 07:14 PM
Ah, love in Hawaii, where there is more than one way to get lei'd. And them some!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 05/02/12 07:51 PM
The day turned into night, and a storm moved into the area. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind raised up everyone's grass skirt.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Thu 05/03/12 08:27 AM
Everyone got an eyeful that no one had anything on under their grass skirts.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Thu 05/03/12 09:59 AM
That prompted the animals to back away from the local men.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Fri 05/04/12 08:21 AM
The sheep especially bleated; Baaaaaaaack out, Baaaaaaaack out.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Fri 05/04/12 09:39 AM
...because in Hawaii it isn't shearing that sheep are afraid of. Meanwhile, the night grew darker and stormier. The goat with the crab, the cow and the unicorn...

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sat 05/05/12 07:09 PM
Sat around the campfire, told stories, and made smores.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sat 05/05/12 07:28 PM
and kept a look-out for those local men looking for "girlfriends", because

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 05/05/12 07:31 PM
Suddenly, a few tumbleweeds rolled past. "I hate it when that happens!", protested Dodo_David.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 05/05/12 07:35 PM
Ooooops! Let me start that bit again. and kept a look-out for those local men looking for "girlfriends", because they were perving during the wee hours of the early morning.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sat 05/05/12 08:09 PM
And why do the local men wear grass outfits? Because farm animals can hear a zipper being unzipped.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sun 05/06/12 01:21 PM Edited by rara777 on Sun 05/06/12 01:21 PM
And why do the local men wear grass outfits? Because farm animals can hear a zipper being unzipped. That is why the sheep bleat BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Up BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK up!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sun 05/06/12 01:42 PM
...on a dark stormy night in Hawaii. A Kona storm struck, causing all sorts of damage to the resort of Ooh-La-la. The local man and the goat rose from the debris . . .

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sun 05/06/12 01:44 PM
The goat looked at the local man and said, "I told you this would happen."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sun 05/06/12 01:48 PM
The man eyed the goat suspiciously...."Ewa?!"

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sun 05/06/12 01:53 PM
"I'm not a ewe, you idiot!" said the goat, "I'm Bob, your goat."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sun 05/06/12 02:12 PM
"What happened to my girlfriend?" the local man asked.

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