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Topic: IT WAS SOMEBODY I BOINKED,,,,BUT WHO???
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 07:06 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 04/28/12 07:13 PM
And today on The Jerry Springer show... once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby. This adorable child, just needs to know who his daddy is, and today we will once AGAIN, hope we find him. ONE OF YOU IS MY BABIES DADDY, AND YOU KNOW, PAMPERS AINT FREE!!! IM TIRED OF TRYING TO RAISE MY CHILD ALL ALONE. I DONT GET TO SHOP AT THE MALL OR NOTHING ANYMORE!! THIS SUCKS!! ITS TIME TO STEP UP AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD, DAMNIT!!YOU PLAY, YOU PAY!! WHOEVER HE IS, NEEDS TO GIVE ME SOME MONEY........TODAY!! Heres what Albert had to say... Mannnnnnn. That aint my kid. So what, we had sex one time, and now shes trying to pin all this on me! What a crock! We dont even look alike!!! And heres what Koby had to say... Heyyyyyyy! There is like no wayyyy that kid is mine!!!LOOK AT THE HAIR!! We only hooked up once, at one of my gigs, and besides, I KNOW it aint mine, cause I wore a "Ziplock Sandwich Bag", when we did it!! What a lying hoe!!! And heres what Luis had to say... SO WHAT?? SO WHAT?? SHUT UP!! So it looks like me!! I DONT CARE DUDE, I still aint the daddy. Shes had more hands on her, then a knob on a door!! Get real luv2hookitup, IT COULD BE ANYONE!! Pfffffffffft. So there you have it, and today we'll see if one of these men are the father of luv2roknroll's baby, when we reveal the D.N.A. tests that we took................................ *applause and commercial*

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 07:15 PM
They have wings! Yeah, go ahead an put one on, and jump off a bridge!! "Stayfree" Overnighters....with wings. They wont make you fly, but at least you wont pee your pants after you jump. not available in Bum Phuck Egypt

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Sat 04/28/12 07:16 PM
She's Alive ........

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 07:20 PM
She's Alive ........ Unfortunately, so is she.

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Sat 04/28/12 07:22 PM
She's Alive ........ Unfortunately, so is she.

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sat 04/28/12 07:42 PM
I don't know about any of those guys..... I heard you hooked up with some cute guy whom wears kilts and has a spanking fetish!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 07:44 PM
I don't know about any of those guys..... I heard you hooked up with some cute guy whom wears kilts and has a spanking fetish!!!! SHHHHHHHH! Now EVERYONE knows. Yeah, I do, but it still aint mine!!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sat 04/28/12 07:46 PM
ooooooooo!!!!!! You DOOOOO???? I always say if you deny it the most....you probably did it!!!!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 04/28/12 07:47 PM
That wasn't a kilt. It was a cheerleader skirt.

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sat 04/28/12 07:50 PM
That wasn't a kilt. It was a cheerleader skirt. Well, thank you for clearing that up...(and by the way, you looked real good in it too!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 07:56 PM
That wasn't a kilt. It was a cheerleader skirt. Yeah right Totage, like you've never worn a cheerleading skirt! It happens to turn my lady on!!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 04/28/12 07:56 PM
Duh, of course I do. :P

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 07:56 PM
That wasn't a kilt. It was a cheerleader skirt. Well, thank you for clearing that up...(and by the way, you looked real good in it too!!!! OTFLMAO! CLASSIC!!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Sat 04/28/12 07:59 PM


Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 04/28/12 07:59 PM
That wasn't a kilt. It was a cheerleader skirt. Well, thank you for clearing that up...(and by the way, you looked real good in it too!!!! OTFLMAO! CLASSIC!! I love that pic.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 04/28/12 08:31 PM
We only boinked a month or two or three. It is all fuzzy, no wait, I meant hazy now (don't want fuzzy baby to be fuzzy minded boinking). Hmmmm, it does look like me with hair.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 08:47 PM
We only boinked a month or two or three. It is all fuzzy, no wait, I meant hazy now (don't want fuzzy baby to be fuzzy minded boinking). Hmmmm, it does look like me with hair. Im not fuzzy anywhere Hippie, so I guess your off the hook!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Sat 04/28/12 08:53 PM
Nope. It isn't my baby. My baby's mommy looked like this: If I had a baby that was half-human/half-Melmacian, then it would look like this: Anyway, let's drink to luv2roknroll's baby. Then again, luv2roknroll probably drinks because of the baby.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 04/28/12 08:56 PM
Nope. It isn't my baby. My baby's mommy looked like this: If I had a baby that was half-human/half-Melmacian, then it would look like this: Anyway, let's drink to luv2roknroll's baby. Then again, luv2roknroll probably drinks because of the baby. Hes my, little,,,,,,,,, ummmmmmmmm, welllllll, errrrrrrr, ball of sunshine. You can go to hell, ya know, for lying Roberta. Shut up! Just sayin,,,,,geez.

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sat 04/28/12 09:03 PM
And today on The Jerry Springer show... once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby. This adorable child, just needs to know who his daddy is, and today we will once AGAIN, hope we find him. ONE OF YOU IS MY BABIES DADDY, AND YOU KNOW, PAMPERS AINT FREE!!! IM TIRED OF TRYING TO RAISE MY CHILD ALL ALONE. I DONT GET TO SHOP AT THE MALL OR NOTHING ANYMORE!! THIS SUCKS!! ITS TIME TO STEP UP AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CHILD, DAMNIT!!YOU PLAY, YOU PAY!! WHOEVER HE IS, NEEDS TO GIVE ME SOME MONEY........TODAY!! Heres what Albert had to say... Mannnnnnn. That aint my kid. So what, we had sex one time, and now shes trying to pin all this on me! What a crock! We dont even look alike!!! And heres what Koby had to say... Heyyyyyyy! There is like no wayyyy that kid is mine!!!LOOK AT THE HAIR!! We only hooked up once, at one of my gigs, and besides, I KNOW it aint mine, cause I wore a "Ziplock Sandwich Bag", when we did it!! What a lying hoe!!! And heres what Luis had to say... SO WHAT?? SO WHAT?? SHUT UP!! So it looks like me!! I DONT CARE DUDE, I still aint the daddy. Shes had more hands on her, then a knob on a door!! Get real luv2hookitup, IT COULD BE ANYONE!! Pfffffffffft. So there you have it, and today we'll see if one of these men are the father of luv2roknroll's baby, when we reveal the D.N.A. tests that we took................................ *applause and commercial* OK NOW NOW i was called here i want a D.N.A. Test before i say that lovely kid is mine Luv looks like you had so many other guys dam i sure it is 1 of theirs we only did it around 100 times but i used condom sense but i sorry if i broke a few condoms lolllllllllll thats why i was called here JERRY SAYS....but darn luv you should of just had a gang bang then hide and seek all these guys but we will find whos it is LOLLLLLLLLLL JERRY JERRY JERRY ! crowd screams you sure its not yours Jerry ....... JERRY Laughs and said i only saw her and had her 3 times at her bar in the washroom who told .....haha guy in the crowd saw you in the bar there and heard her scream JERRY JERRY JERRY LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL