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Topic: Post your aphorisms
s1owhand's photo
Thu 07/05/12 07:49 PM
"Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder."

"Stop and smell the neuroses."

- s1owhand :heart:

laugh

kc0003's photo
Thu 07/05/12 08:24 PM
Edited by kc0003 on Thu 07/05/12 08:25 PM
hmmmm...i've got nothing!

no photo
Thu 07/05/12 08:32 PM
same as you,kc...

no photo
Thu 07/05/12 08:46 PM
Edited by tazzops on Thu 07/05/12 08:51 PM
I think, therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.



The best thing about philosophy is that it fails.

no photo
Thu 07/05/12 08:56 PM
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.


Edison

luvin53's photo
Fri 07/06/12 01:53 AM
To forget the past is to ultimetly repeat it.

no photo
Fri 07/06/12 03:17 AM
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

no photo
Fri 07/06/12 03:33 AM
Edited by Leigh2154 on Fri 07/06/12 03:35 AM
"You get what you don't pay for.":tongue:

"The pen cuts deeper than the sword."bigsmile



s1owhand's photo
Fri 07/06/12 03:51 AM


bigsmile

"The kiss is mightier than the pen!" smooched

s1owhand's photo
Fri 07/06/12 03:57 AM
kc and teasing! laugh

come on baby...let's do the twist.. :banana:

"Two in the bush is better than... four on the power line."

drinker

no photo
Fri 07/06/12 05:39 AM

kc and teasing! laugh

come on baby...let's do the twist.. :banana:

"Two in the bush is better than... four on the power line."

drinker


"The grass is always greener under the powerline."

By Leigh Bombecklaugh

no photo
Fri 07/06/12 06:27 AM
made me smile...

s1owhand's photo
Fri 07/06/12 06:54 AM
drinker

"Two in the bush may be better than 4 on the powerline but
Four on the powerline is better than 8 on the branch over the car!"

drinker



s1owhand's photo
Fri 07/06/12 06:58 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Fri 07/06/12 07:02 AM
"To joke is human and to milk is bovine."

no photo
Fri 07/06/12 07:08 AM

"To joke is human and to milk is bovine."



"Moo" goo gai pan.....Ok, I'm done now!!!!laugh laugh

poppashroom's photo
Sat 07/07/12 02:14 AM
You know what they say, the bigger the shoes,
The more they cost


The car in front,
Is faster

s1owhand's photo
Sat 07/07/12 02:23 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Sat 07/07/12 02:24 AM
drinker

It's the thought that counts but it's the mother-in-law that keeps score!

drinker


poppashroom's photo
Sat 07/07/12 02:25 AM
I came
I'm sore
I went

s1owhand's photo
Sat 07/07/12 02:31 AM
:thumbsup:

"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blew."

laugh



poppashroom's photo
Sat 07/07/12 02:36 AM
If I'm doubt
Give it a clout

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