Little Christian Humor


Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument
about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of
hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough.
I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours,
and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at
the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments..
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports .
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency
and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured,
and, of course, the power
went off...
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed....
Finally, the electricity came back on,
and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when
the power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started
printing out all of his files from the past two hours
of work. Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. That's not fair! He cheated!
How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES...

yeaaahhhh!!! that's right! JESUS SAVES!

Thats a good one.

That showed Satan alright. Btw Satan sounds a lot like how my step sister would behave. Even when she knows she's doing something bad, she'll still stamp her feet telling us how "It's not fair!".

((Shugahbee)) that was soooo lame it made me laugh.

Thank you it was lame ROFLI hope you all have a Blessed week and a better upcoming weekend = )

Blessings ƸӁƷ Harmony

I shall try sweet thang.

Classic

Cute and funny, thanks