Just happened to be rummaging through some profiles on various sites and found some interesting bits & pieces. I have provided commentaries to each, for no particular reason....

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Well let' put it this way I'm 22 and looking to stay that way.

One word: Cryogenics

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I play darts for the city of Chicago and I'm just checking this out to see what it's all about.

I didn't even know Chicago had a professional darts team! Live and learn....

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i am big and sexy and have no kids or married and i live at home with my mom and dad and my two sister and i am look for a apartment and a job

How is this one not taken?

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Im a 24 year old Mother of three, in search of a nice desent man that is not a born jerk, has goals and dreams and means in which to achieve them.

Some are born jerks, others have jerkness thrust upon them....

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im 5'0 even and i weight 160-180 like watching football,baseball,basketball,i like to watch movies and spend time with my man i like to kiss and huge

Huge?

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I am unique like everyone else.

That's like some kind of Zen thing....

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I am a honest younge women looking for a honest man. I am a single monther of a baby girl, she is my pride and joy. So of corse I want someone who loves kids.

Of corse you do.

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hello helloe helleoelehhelejeoejo

What did I tell you about typing with that crack pipe in your hand?

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im friendly and i live my life to the fullist well i try and im outgoing and loving and i would love to shere my life with someone who is a real gentalman someone who would like to have a good time hanging out

...."and I come from a planet where there is no such thing as punctuation...."

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Hi! I'M FUN 2 HANG OUT WITH I LIKE 2 PARTY I LIKE GUYS WITH MUSSLES.

Go talk to those guys on that boat over there.

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hello my name is jfdisufiojeoi and if you want to talk do it

I would, but, damn, I always have trouble with those Dutch names.

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I'm a around -away girl. I'm 5'7 dark brown eyes, dark brown skin I'm most down to earth person you'll meet. My style is urban/ skatebroad P. I'm shy at first then i become extermely silly. i rather be goofy

My Uncle Jake is a translator at the U.N., would you mind if I gave him a call?

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my eyes change colors i love foot ball every now and then evemn though i don't know what is going on. i love most sports i'm kinda a girl girl not all the way i love to get down and dirty i have 8 brother

....more commonly referred to as "head trauma"....

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I'M SOOOO HOT AND CHARMING

So is a pot-bellied stove, what's your point?

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Well, I am a single mother of one, I love my child very much and anyone I meet should except him too

Why should your child not love himself?

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i like to read read magazines and books.

In case you didn't really grasp it the first time.

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lookinf for some that likes bod tits

Well, I don't know what those are....

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I'm having kind of a bad year.

Just think, you could be in the White House. Kind of puts it all in perspective.

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OMG... this is really funny

Thanks for my morning chuckle Lex ahh I can always depend on you to lighten my mood with some levity.

I was scared mine would be up there somewhere

think i have dated a few of these ....
((( need to stop be so open minded )))

THATS GOOD LEX.
WHAT ARE BOD TITS?

WTF!!!!!!! I DOKNOT APRECIADE U PULLEN UP MY PROFYL AND MAKN FUN OF MY GRAMMER AND ALL!!! i WORKED HARD ON THAT THINK WE ARE NOT WE WHO WE ARE TO BE THAT WAS THE QUESTION.

But........Not really, thats pretty funny **** lololol.But you must been kinda bored to find them all

very cute

I went and read my profile to make sure I wasn't on Lex's list.
Let's face it,i was never the sharpest pencil in the class.

I just can't quite figure out why any of them are still single!!!!!!!

Lex... thanks for my daily laugh.. those were great!!!

Native Really

pretty darn funny!

you da man Lex. i also love the women who makes 25k a year and herr mate must make 150k a year. tell me thats not true love waiting to happen

Dude! I wish I could of thought to do this!! (Real Funny)

im 5'0 even and i weight 160-180 like watching football,baseball,basketball,i like to watch movies and spend time with my man i like to kiss and huge

Huge?


ummmm..the weight? Don't they know that's a 20lb difference too

Scales vary from eachother. I can goto 5 customer's houses and weigh myself and it will all come back different. So I can under stand that....Katers for a cute kitten your evil

thanks hun

That was funny