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      This must involve dirt! Its everywhere. And when I clean it up I have to take a shower. It takes FOREVER to get all that dirt off of me...
 
  So lets all have it here. Give us your best dirt story! Keep it clean! (God, I made another bad pun. I promise not to quit my day job!)  | 
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      Two summers ago I took a two week job on a potato picking combine. The dirt flew like you wouldn't believe, and by the time I got home, I hosed myself off in the front yard before I would even go in the house. 
     
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      Today I dug up a tree root that had cracked a pipe. I had to drive home a dirty mess leaving a hole behind I will fill in tomorrow when I have the parts I need to fix the pipes! So now here I am checking my emails and checking in here just before I take a shower to clean up myself and my act! That tree root didn't have a chance!
     
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     I promise not to quit my day job! 
Good, because being unemployed is no pun.  | 
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      I got dirt on my shoe.  
    
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      Gross.
     
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      I just got covered in dirt again chasing another sprinkler leak. Got it this time once and for all but i wore half the yard!
 
    HOT SHOWER TIME!  
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 HOT SHOWER TIME!