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Edited by
Sojourning_Soul
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Fri 02/01/13 05:07 PM
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The newest truck built by a company we didn't bail out... Last week, I bought a new Ford F-250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It's configured to run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and 'On The Road Again' came blasting from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck. Fortunately, with the truck's highly responsive suspension, I was able to swerve in time to avoid him. I yelled, "A$$ Hole!" Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States!!!" |
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DA DA TA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!
The presidential anthem... Kind of... |
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The newest truck built by a company we didn't bail out... Last week, I bought a new Ford F-250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It's configured to run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and 'On The Road Again' came blasting from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck. Fortunately, with the truck's highly responsive suspension, I was able to swerve in time to avoid him. I yelled, "A$$ Hole!" Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States!!!" 
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The newest truck built by a company we didn't bail out... Last week, I bought a new Ford F-250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It's configured to run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and 'On The Road Again' came blasting from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck. Fortunately, with the truck's highly responsive suspension, I was able to swerve in time to avoid him. I yelled, "A$$ Hole!" Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States!!!" Indeedy!! 
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The newest truck built by a company we didn't bail out... Last week, I bought a new Ford F-250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It's configured to run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and 'On The Road Again' came blasting from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck. Fortunately, with the truck's highly responsive suspension, I was able to swerve in time to avoid him. I yelled, "A$$ Hole!" Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States!!!" Indeedy!! 
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