This bloke walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.



'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.



'Well, I'll tell you, 'replied the bloke, 'You know I work on the railway? Well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in those movies. I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!



'We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!'



'Fantastic,' exclaimed the barman, 'you lucky sod, did you get a blow job too?'



'No,' he said 'I never found her head.'

heard that before

EEEEEWWWWWW, Tom!!

Umm...not so funny.

SICK AND TWISTED......I LOVE IT!!!!!!

TOM, U R ROCK AND ROLE TONITE, R U

Nah Frank. Haven't touched a drop. Just trying to cheer other guys up.

, sorry, that was just bad

LOL i liked it lol

damn ...

Ewwwwwww

thats messtup