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Topic: 911 instructions
msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 03/10/13 11:51 AM
There were 2 hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out, so he called 911. When the call came through the operator answered, "Hello what do you need?" "Well, a buddy of mine dropped dead; what do I do?" "OK first, you have to calm down, then make sure that he is dead." There is some silence then a gun shot, "OK, now what?"

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 03/10/13 11:54 AM
yup, we know how to get er done

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 03/10/13 12:15 PM


mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 03/10/13 12:15 PM
yup, we know how to get er done sounds like an aggie joke

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Funny!

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Oh...my...

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Mon 03/11/13 04:32 AM
There were 2 hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out, so he called 911. When the call came through the operator answered, "Hello what do you need?" "Well, a buddy of mine dropped dead; what do I do?" "OK first, you have to calm down, then make sure that he is dead." There is some silence then a gun shot, "OK, now what?"

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Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/23/13 03:17 PM
Love it.

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