A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a

game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The

game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw,

sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These

here are my pet fish." "Pet fish!?!?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these

here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while.

Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em

home." "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest." The redneck said,

"It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya! We do this all the

time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck

released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes,

the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked,

"When are you going to call em back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied

the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.