I once paid $185 for a bottle.. yeah I know.. ridiculous right????

not at ALL.. that was THE BEST wine I've EVER tasted.. it was an award winning 1989 Pierre Sparr Gewurztraminer.. simply aMAZing taste.. right to the last drop it was my GIFT to ME when I got my divorce papers

yeah.. not walking to town tomorrow but AM walking my 2 miles with da pooch.. besides if I DID.. it'd take all day just to GET There naw.. license is still good for another 5 days.. THEN I'd have to walk

okay.. it's time ta hit the hay.. baling is DONE..

hope y'all have a good one.. till LATERS

I'm gonna stand awhile if it's ok.

Two miles, now there's a nice morning stroll, but then you have all of those Hills, and I remember BIG hills and one street in particular that if you didn't want to do all of the stairs, Something about drunken sailors breaking their necks falling there if I remember right. You could pay for the ride up. I'd pay if I were there again some day I only enjoy a good long walk on flat land now

While everyone is sleeping mg sneaks in and drills a hole in the bottom of all the bottles.

lol.... i wont tell anyone...

we must be very quiet

ok. so what we got here?

go turn off the AC breakers

i cant find it. its dark here.

shhhh their gonna be up soon

they will become mad when they'll find out that thier bottles are empty. and they are never gonna find outwho did that..hehe...

seems we had a black-out here last night during the storm.. *zee goes over to the breaker boxes and notices the main breaker door ajar and thinks to herself 'hmmm.. I KNOW I closed it the last time I was down here' then she opens the door to see all the switches in the OFF position, not the POPPED position and thinks 'someones been tampering with electrical' zee throws all the switches back into their ON position and heads back up into the pub*

mornin peeps HEY.. what's all this wet on the floor.. *looks up to the rafters but doesn't see any 'sky' then notices all the bottles are empty and there's alcohol all over the place.. quickly.. zee grabs the phone and dials 911* officer.. there's been some vandalism in my PUB *zee gives the cops the details then slams the phone on the bar.. turns and walks away then slips on the wet floor, hits her head then passes out*

Coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*zee slowly rouses to the beat of heavy rain on the roof and a few well placed claps of thunder..* where the fug AM I?? and why do I suddenly feel the need to best get up off the floor 'n sit meself down.. I'm feelin a bit like this..

Dodo David walks in and takes a look around.



"What the barnacles happened in here? Did Zee's cats get paroled?"

Upon discovering that all of the alcohol in Zee's Pub is gone, Dodo David starts to . . .

Hey, so wha sup kids?

nice try at playin Mr. INNOCENT mg.. caught it all on camera.. bUSSSSSSSTeeeeeeeed

you realize you'll have to pay for all the replacements now huh guess ya hadn't thought that far ahead.. most don't so don't be TOO hard on yerself

no worries Dave.. mg'll be buying the next few rounds