Topic: What I want In A Man?
tessa68's photo
Wed 08/29/07 08:29 PM
Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens as much as talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

southern_bee's photo
Wed 08/29/07 08:31 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

thumper95's photo
Wed 08/29/07 08:32 PM
laugh laugh laugh

shutterguy's photo
Wed 08/29/07 08:36 PM
good luck with that one tessa68

wanttachat's photo
Wed 08/29/07 09:28 PM
5 more years and i got to reviselaugh laugh laugh

thumper95's photo
Wed 08/29/07 09:35 PM
hey want, you should have em beating your doors down,,lol

wanttachat's photo
Wed 08/29/07 09:43 PM
(((((((thumper)))))) you made my day thanks happy

Yeah I should laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

thinking postive:wink:

thumper95's photo
Wed 08/29/07 09:45 PM
glad i could make someones day,, instead of being called asshole like everyone else is doing right now

wanttachat's photo
Wed 08/29/07 09:51 PM
Well that is just not nice of them, unless your doing something that would cause them to say thatnoway

thumper95's photo
Wed 08/29/07 10:23 PM
yeah i get their car towed

jaded_angel's photo
Wed 08/29/07 11:14 PM
isn't that part of the job??

Mystique42's photo
Thu 08/30/07 08:08 AM
laugh

blonderockermom's photo
Thu 08/30/07 08:33 AM
Lmao!!!laugh laugh

sweetcountrygirl's photo
Thu 08/30/07 10:08 AM
Hey, at least you do know what ya want!!!

but,

I already have him, he's one in a million...LOL!!!

drinker :tongue: flowerforyou