What's the most embarassing moment that you ever had, the one you wish you could disappear in the thin air?

I fell at mtn taxi rank, wearing a loose dress, it covered my shoulders and i jus stood there wishing that nobody saw me

The moment I realized what a fool I was for believing my Ex-husband was ever worth being forgiven the first time.

I'm taking that info to my grave....

I don't know about being embarrassed. Maybe I just recognize that differently than you do. I've felt more annoyed or angry at things that happened to me than anything. Like after getting out of a class and trying to get my stuff in my car so I could go to the bathroom, farting and shitting myself before I got to the bathroom let alone my car. Yeah. That pissed me off more than it embarrassed me.

When my younger sisters friend who is a guy gave me a hug obviously trying to get a reaction. I can't say I cared. If he had kissed me I probably would have decked him. hahaha

That's not to say I haven't been embarrassed. I just don't remember those things as much and I don't think I ever felt like I needed to crawl under a rock.

Probably the closest to that would be once when I was going with my sis to the store and about half way their I got a bloody nose that wouldn't stop. We went to a gas station and while I was in the bathroom trying to get it to stop this guy said something like "I would hate to see the other guy." I told it wasn't from nothing like that. It just started and didn't want to stop. I did get it under control. But that was the worst bloody nose I have ever had.

this is actually funnier (is that a word?)than embarassing, the time at work that I thought it was a co-workers birthday so I went up to her desk and started singing happy birthday really loud (because I thought others would join in) and she let me sing it all the way through before she said...."it's not my birthday" lol

Hope she let you take her out.

Did she pet you after? hahaha

I don't get embarassed anymore! Learned years ago to not care what any1 thinks!

I don't swing that way and I'm pretty sure she doesn't either......................haha

well I know I have told this story before but anyway...years ago I had an interview at a posh downtown bank office. I wore a dress loaned tome by a room mate and she did not tell me that it came unzipped spotaneously...

you guessed it....dressless in mid - interview...but I recovered and got the job :)

I'd be willing to hire a girl who was willing to strip during the interview. lol

that does NOT exactly describe what happened......for the love of christmas are all men totally one track minds????

I know that's not what happened. But it seemed like a pretty funny thing to say. And I still think it's a funny thing. And long after I am dead I will still look back at this moment and laugh.

same here...it was pretty funny. even my interviewer had a hard time keeping a straight face lol

Did you stay friends with the person who lent you the dress or did you beat her up for failing to mention there could be a slight wardrobe malfunction? hahaha

we remained friends.....but it was just like something she 'd pull. lol

we moved to different parts of town I haven't seen her in years but she really is a good soul :) thanks for asking

Similar unclothed scenario: I was at kalahari indoor water park and my best friend and I went on a two person raft ride together. Our raft over turned when it launched into the pool. I frantically popped up gasping for air only to realize AFTER I had stood completely up that my swim suit top had come off....string bikinis and rough water rides NOT a good combo. I was mortified.

Singing "Play that funky music" on stage and the sound-guy turned the stage monitors down (F knows why), so I couldn't hear myself sing.
I was the worst version of "Play that funky music" ever
You see the audience with horrified looks on their faces, but you can't walk away, you gotta finish the song.
Absolutely horrible experience. Must admit I'd deal with it differently know

Come on. We won't judge. He he

I was at an outdoor waterpark. On a very fast steep water slide wearing a string bikini. Some how the force of the water at the end of the slide took my whole bikini off and into the pool area so I had to wade naked to get my suit and get it back on in the pool.