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| Topic: LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my! | |
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AH! Me. So here I am, blogging, in a forum to those out there who like to read random banters from a blonde... that could actually lead to a joke... which is my reason for this post.
Post a joke, it can be dirty it can be clean and anything in between, and just so you know I have a slew of plenty of both... well ok some are just raunchy... so lets laugh :) one of my favorites from my niece is: What do you call two crows stuck together? VELCROW OR THIS ONE What do teeth say when they sneeze? I, I, I, CHEW |
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh 
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**giggles**
Cute!  why did the cookie cry? because his mommy was a wafer so long :) |
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Haha thats great
Two peanuts walk into a bar.. One was a salted. ... I know. That one was bad lol but funny |
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BAHAHAH :) cute.
ok long one :) A rope walks into a bar, bartender says "we dont serve ropes here" the rope walks out and ties himself in a knot, walks back in, the bartender again says "we dont serve ropes here" the rope walks out again... this time frays the end of himself, walks back in.... bartender says again "we dont serve ropes here.. the rope says "I am not a rope, I am a frayed knot. ;) 
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Hehehe thats great!
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I am wondering how long it will talk folks to chime in with some not so kid friendly ones... I am sooo tempted... but... its almost like a "wow shes vulgur" kinda deal... dont want to make myself look all too raunchy... right yet... :P
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I am wondering how long it will talk folks to chime in with some not so kid friendly ones... I am sooo tempted... but... its almost like a "wow shes vulgur" kinda deal... dont want to make myself look all too raunchy... right yet... :P |
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OK, here I go.. opening the can of oh my.
three guys go down to hell, a white guy a Hispanic and an african american (being pc) when they get there satan says, now I am gonna take your dick and balls... he points at the white guy, boom... they are gone, he points at the Hispanic and boom his are gone.... he looks at the african american.....nothing happens.... keeps looking... and asks... "why arent they gone?!" guy answers "chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand" teehee... yeh I got worse I will keep em more on the less racist... I am not.. just know some that are. |
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OK, here I go.. opening the can of oh my. three guys go down to hell, a white guy a Hispanic and an african american (being pc) when they get there satan says, now I am gonna take your dick and balls... he points at the white guy, boom... they are gone, he points at the Hispanic and boom his are gone.... he looks at the african american.....nothing happens.... keeps looking... and asks... "why arent they gone?!" guy answers "chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand" teehee... yeh I got worse I will keep em more on the less racist... I am not.. just know some that are. How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper. What's the difderence between sin and shame? Its a sin to stick it in and its a shame to take it out. :) lol |
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three vampires walk into a bar sit down
one orders a bloody marry the second orders a shot of blood, the third gets warm water... the other vampires look at him with scorn... while he gets out a tampon.. TEA :D |
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Lmao
I have some really rough jokes.. I'll have to share them privately lol Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry. Ever seen Stevie Wonders house? Neither has he. |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH brilliant!
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What d'you get when you cross a banker and a lawyer
A loan shark! |
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A wise old man has advised me to smile more often...now I still have teeth
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This guy was so down on his luck he wished he hadn't been born and he wouldn't have been if his father had seen that the end of the rubber was torn
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Business was dwindling and this prostitute decided to move to another town and start all over as a virgin
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A story is told of this prostitute who bought a bicycle and peddled IT all over town
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Knock! Knock!
'Who's there?' 'The invicible man!' 'Well, I can't see you' |
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Who ever Snuck d letter § in Fast Food must have been Α̲̅ very clever person, Remove †ђξ letter § and you get FAT FOOD lol
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