WHATZEHEK


WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Thu 11/14/13 04:58 AM Topic: BUMPER STICKERS
NATIONAL SEX WEEK Give Until It Hurts

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Thu 11/14/13 04:29 AM Topic: LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'The invicible man!' 'Well, I can't see you'

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Thu 11/14/13 04:26 AM Topic: LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
A story is told of this prostitute who bought a bicycle and peddled IT all over town

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Thu 11/14/13 04:23 AM Topic: LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
Business was dwindling and this prostitute decided to move to another town and start all over as a virgin

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Thu 11/14/13 04:20 AM Topic: LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
This guy was so down on his luck he wished he hadn't been born and he wouldn't have been if his father had seen that the end of the rubber was torn

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Thu 11/14/13 04:17 AM Topic: LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
A wise old man has advised me to smile more often...now I still have teeth

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Thu 11/14/13 03:59 AM Topic: LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
What d'you get when you cross a banker and a lawyer A loan shark!

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Wed 11/13/13 06:06 AM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Don't worry about the world ending today It's already tomorrow in Australia

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Wed 11/13/13 06:03 AM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her -QUOTE

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Wed 11/13/13 06:02 AM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Having a wife is part of living But having a wife and a girlfriend is the Art of Living

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Wed 11/13/13 06:00 AM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
If you lived each day as if it were your last someday you just might be right

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Wed 11/13/13 05:58 AM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Practice safe texts; use commas (rhymes with) Practice safe sex; use condoms

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sun 11/10/13 12:20 PM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Familiarity breeds contempt....and babies!

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sun 11/10/13 12:43 AM Topic: I'm new here and need friends help me? Edited by WHATZEHEK on Sun 11/10/13 12:45 AM
The sky is up That I'm sure of

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sun 11/10/13 12:41 AM Topic: I'm new here and need friends help me?
Before you get overexcited being here remember: Friends like books should be few and well chosen

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 11/09/13 12:37 PM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt I might have to kiss tomorrow -WORKER'S PRAYER

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 11/09/13 12:31 PM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
STRESS -when wife is pregnant TENSION -when girlfriend is pregnant PANIC -when both are pregnant

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 11/09/13 12:28 PM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Sex is like pizza; when it's good it's very good; when it's bad it's still good

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 11/09/13 12:26 PM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
If your OUTgo exceeds your INcome your UPkeep will be your DOWNfall

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 11/09/13 12:24 PM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Some things are better than sex; some things are worse but nothing I say nothing is quite like it

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