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Topic: BUMPER STICKERS
WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 09/21/13 04:45 AM
In case of a nuclear explosion put your face between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Sat 09/21/13 05:42 AM
In case of a nuclear explosion put your face between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye If you can read this, you are too damn close!!

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Sat 09/21/13 05:43 AM
In case of a nuclear explosion put your face between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye If you can read this, you are too damn close!! I have been blown off a tank, today is not that bad of a day!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33259	Sat 09/21/13 10:48 AM Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Sat 09/21/13 10:48 AM
Got this one on my car: "My other car is a broom" Got another one waiting to be used, saying: "The sex was so good even the neighbours lit a cigarette!" (I particularly like that one ) And another one "One of us is thinking about sex ... Okay OKAY ... it's me!"

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 09/21/13 11:25 AM
Mafia squad car You hit me we hit you

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Sat 09/21/13 11:29 AM
"0 to 60 in 8 minutes flat !" "Runs on foreplay" "My other car is a piece of s h i t too !" "She runs she runs She stops she......" "DATSUN.... {I bet you thought AMERICANS were the only ones who made S H I T T Y cars !}" "If you can read this... ...How about a jump" ?

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Sat 09/21/13 12:40 PM
Don't laugh THIS car may save some lives ! {I push it more...than it EVER drives...}

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Sat 09/21/13 12:47 PM
I have two on my truck: "Dispatchers tell cops where to go!" ...This one has saved me from a few tickets! and "My black lab is smarter than your fifth grader"

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 09/21/13 02:49 PM
Love a lawyer It is legal

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sat 09/21/13 02:50 PM
When I grow up I'll be a Ferrari

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sun 09/22/13 09:29 AM
Pass quietly Driver sleeping Let's not meet by accident

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sun 09/22/13 09:32 AM
I may be ricketty But I'm ahead of you! Don't kiss me I hardly know you

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sun 09/22/13 01:13 PM
What I saw in a pub toilet before:- Don't throw matchsticks down the toilet as the crabs can pole-vault!

kayak69 Joined Sat 10/14/06 Posts: 4516	Sun 09/22/13 01:24 PM
This one is on my Jeep. My Jeep is NOT an SUV And your SUV is NOT a Jeep.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sun 09/22/13 03:08 PM
"I Hate Bumper Stickers."

WHATZEHEK Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 38	Sun 09/22/13 04:58 PM
I be lawyer Trouble na my work (Translation: I'm a lawyer I thrive on trouble or settlement of it)

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 09/22/13 05:25 PM


wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Sun 09/22/13 07:37 PM
Get in! Sit down! And shut up!

ukokinit Joined Sun 07/28/13 Posts: 16	Tue 09/24/13 04:48 PM
caution this vehicle gives way to the borg

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 09/25/13 10:27 AM
There are two that I can think of that will always stand out. Isis Isis, R� R� R� then there is, Put your make up on at home or go to work ugly!

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