Ok.. Let's get this straight... I've never WANTED to sport a penis!
However, there are aspects of being a guy that I do envy

For instance... the whole walking around shirtless when it's hot! I would LOVE that!
It doesn't matter if you have a gut or six pack abs... you can take that shirt off whenever the hell you want!

oh and of course the climbing the corporate ladder before the female who was there 6 years before you.... but I digress, this is a light humorous thread

So, tell me girls/ guys... what do you envy of the opposite sex?

You can walk around shirtless anytime you want around me!!!

Women are softer than men, make good pillows...

Well, I do love being satiny soft but is that enviable by guys??

Well then, you look better in bikinis than I do.

Woman are less hairy and they also don't need to shave their faces (usually).

Score!

going to the bathroom in a boat or mountains.. i wish it was that easy!

i envy guys when it is labor time to bring your child in this world.. oh and they dont have to carry it for nine months straight

once a month most women envy guys lol

Men can pee in the outdoors without revealing anything or getting their precious part close to dirt

SOoooooo sadly True I even curse men each month

no just their legs and armpits daily lol!

with pms?

My nephew peed in a soda can... WITHOUT LEAVING THE CAR!

men dont pluck their eyebrows either.. and most only just cut their nails unlike women

sometimes i have envied their strength

I didn't. Think men should envy us, they can never know what it's like to bring new life into this world, nor what it feels like to have new life growing and moving in you.
I gave birth in my own bed both times, natural childbirth.


I don't either, lol.

oh i thought this thread was about what YOU envy about a man so i posted what I envied.

I envy how it's easier for women to get dates. Listen to them all complaining about men pestering them and stalkers. I would love to have my own stalker. I did have one once but then she found someone else to annoy.

Also, I envy how women actually enjoy housework. I can't be doing with it at all and this place is a bit of a shithole. The last time that I gave it a really good cleaning was just to impress a woman but these days I just try to impress them by telling them how I'm going to do it and asking them for advice about colour schemes and stuff.

Another thing is how they won't get kicked in the nuts when my dog jumps up and how their shite doesn't smell and how they can use period pains and mood swings as an excuse for anything. When I was a kid I had to be practically dying for my parents to let me take a day off from school but my sister just had to say, "ladies problems" and she could go out with her friends instead.