GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Korea - ruled by a D**K

I don't feel like Russia

i hate money?!?!!!!!!!!!
i will not trade for money!!!


hey invis.. how are you??

Hey izzie

Thats funny right there...

Hey now. Im dont need reconstruction. Some toning maybe but the foundation is good.

point me in the direction to afridia please.

LMAO!!

India, indeed!

sheesh king, you can't have your cake and eat it.

you're probably right invisible but i won't stop trying.

i have to choose india

MIKE...

This is NOT the way to get a woman to like you...

I am definitely NOT Russia, am not frigid and cold quite the opposite

Puffins...I've given up on the women liking me or not...

Just thought this topic would wake up the site for a little while

OMG, I am Yugoslavia.
I have always need the reconstruction, but as far as the others, it's true.
I give up, waving the white flag here.

shout out to africa!!!

half discovered? think i know my boundaries

half wild. i would agree. i get the whole jeckle and mr. hyde thing going from time to time. lol. (wildness only comes out at night usually)

Packing bags and moving to india...

lol wild and half discovered? lol hmmmm i like to keep the other half of me a secrete the evil side heeheee

The evil side is usually the fun side...lol.

I ain't up for trade!!!!