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I'm seeking true love. I need a real man that can bail me out of jail after I've been arrested for possession or public intoxication. I need a real man that'll love me even after my meth lab explodes in my face (who knew I wasn't a real chemist and that things would explode when u mix random chemicals together?). A man that's gonna father all 12 of my kids and still want more. Where is my Romeo? Where is my knight?
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Right here honey. Knew you were my sort of girl.
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I'm seeking true love. I need a real man that can bail me out of jail after I've been arrested for possession or public intoxication. I need a real man that'll love me even after my meth lab explodes in my face (who knew I wasn't a real chemist and that things would explode when u mix random chemicals together?). A man that's gonna father all 12 of my kids and still want more. Where is my Romeo? Where is my knight? really? 
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Lmao yes moe. I need a man that will be the Guinea pig to taste my moonshine batches before they get delivered to my loyal customers.
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Lmao yes moe. I need a man that will be the Guinea pig to taste my moonshine batches before they get delivered to my loyal customers. moonshine tester... but i really need a woman that keep my stocked up on my 2 favorites... beer and bacon |
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Daddy I'll keep u stocked up on anything u want.
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Have no fear for I am here!
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I also need a man that's gonna do the little things for me (they matter the most). Like get the dip out of my mouth at night before I fall asleep (if I forget). I don't smoke. That's unladylike
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I'm all about doing those little things like putting out fire hazard candles that women light before passing out drunk.
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Lol okay sunshine. Thanks
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I also need a man that's gonna do the little things for me (they matter the most). Like get the dip out of my mouth at night before I fall asleep (if I forget). I don't smoke. That's unladylike haha! Just like my grandma! That's why were gettin married! |
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Grizzly wintergreen long cut please. Nothing says romance like brown teeth and a spit cup. Yum yum
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Just don't ask me to clean your spitoon. That there's women's work.
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Edited by
Mississippigal2003
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Wed 04/09/14 08:56 PM
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I won't darling. I might ask u to rinse out my dentures tho
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Yeah, alright. Might want you to do something for me when you take your teeth out though.
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Grizzly wintergreen long cut please. Nothing says romance like brown teeth and a spit cup. Yum yum |
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Grizzly wintergreen long cut please. Nothing says romance like brown teeth and a spit cup. Yum yum |
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Yeah, alright. Might want you to do something for me when you take your teeth out though.
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Grizzly wintergreen long cut please. Nothing says romance like brown teeth and a spit cup. Yum yum They named it grizzly Because it tastes like a bear s*** in your mouth |
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Pretty talk lonely man :(
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