Topic: Blonde story to End All Blonde Stories!
uk1971's photo
Wed 09/26/07 09:45 PM
A True Story.... if she had killed herself - God forbid - she'd be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award.

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem.
No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong.
A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.
So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.
He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

...(REMEMBER, this is TRUE)...

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place was the trailer.

bigsmile :cry: bigsmile glasses

blonderockermom's photo
Wed 09/26/07 09:58 PM
OMG!!!!laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Wed 09/26/07 09:58 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

music_man's photo
Wed 09/26/07 10:03 PM
HERES YOUR SIGNlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

defulk's photo
Wed 09/26/07 10:15 PM
OMG
LMAO

dcrdnk's photo
Wed 09/26/07 10:21 PM
OH NO SAY IT AIN'T SO......laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh CAN'T STOP......... laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

arcadefan's photo
Wed 09/26/07 10:29 PM
i have heard this one before but it has been awhile since i have heard it..

thx anyway

geo54's photo
Wed 09/26/07 10:46 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 09/27/07 01:07 AM
That's nuts!

Lakeman's photo
Thu 09/27/07 01:59 AM
I saw this on Myth Busters!! They actually tried floating a boat while still attached to the trailer and it did float but it was real slow!!

coco56's photo
Thu 09/27/07 05:13 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Motevia's photo
Thu 09/27/07 07:07 AM
noway noway noway noway noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Oh, dear!!! I didn't see that Mythbusters. I should look it up!

franshade's photo
Thu 09/27/07 07:42 AM
ROFLMAO