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Topic: Somebody halp me write the best profile eveeerrrr
white_smoke Joined Sat 11/08/14 Posts: 50	Sat 11/08/14 10:07 PM
:D

Astrid Joined Tue 03/25/14 Posts: 7748	Sat 11/08/14 10:13 PM
You dont need to have the best profile ever lol, describe yourself, your interests and what youre looking for, the best way you can. Good luck and welcome!

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Sat 11/08/14 11:42 PM
Well, how about this 1) Your profile says you are a teacher.. but you misspelled Help 2) I read your interests 3 times and still have no idea what you said 3) The photo is creepy 4) You state you are Asian, although the photo is of a white man

white_smoke Joined Sat 11/08/14 Posts: 50	Sun 11/09/14 10:50 AM
Well, how about this 1) Your profile says you are a teacher.. but you misspelled Help 2) I read your interests 3 times and still have no idea what you said 3) The photo is creepy 4) You state you are Asian, although the photo is of a white man My picture is Disney. That's only creepy if you at one time or another let Goofy touch your unmentionables. Okay so change my ethnicity to white. What about height? What's the perfect height?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 11/09/14 11:04 AM
Well, how about this 1) Your profile says you are a teacher.. but you misspelled Help 2) I read your interests 3 times and still have no idea what you said 3) The photo is creepy 4) You state you are Asian, although the photo is of a white man My picture is Disney. That's only creepy if you at one time or another let Goofy touch your unmentionables. Okay so change my ethnicity to white. What about height? What's the perfect height? why not just put your correct height on your profile

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3510	Sun 11/09/14 11:05 AM
no.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3510	Sun 11/09/14 11:08 AM
you must be at least 54" tall to ride this ride.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 11/09/14 11:17 AM
you must be at least 54" tall to ride this ride. 5'9 according to his profile but don't hold your breath, that could yet change

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Sun 11/09/14 12:21 PM
Well, how about this 1) Your profile says you are a teacher.. but you misspelled Help 2) I read your interests 3 times and still have no idea what you said 3) The photo is creepy 4) You state you are Asian, although the photo is of a white man My picture is Disney. That's only creepy if you at one time or another let Goofy touch your unmentionables. Okay so change my ethnicity to white. What about height? What's the perfect height? what do you mean " what's the perfect height". If you are a 5'9" white guy.. then you put that down.

white_smoke Joined Sat 11/08/14 Posts: 50	Sun 11/09/14 01:46 PM
^ But we can own any boat we wanna row. Amiright

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Sun 11/09/14 02:24 PM
no.. you have to "row" the boat you were given. What are you going to do.. put down that you are strapping 6'1" guy.. meet a woman.. show up... and all of a sudden your 5'9"?

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3510	Sun 11/09/14 02:38 PM
no.. you have to "row" the boat you were given. What are you going to do.. put down that you are strapping 6'1" guy.. meet a woman.. show up... and all of a sudden your 5'9"? Jim Morrison round here does it. Justin just put down who you are, silly guy.

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Sun 11/09/14 02:43 PM
Well, how about this 1) Your profile says you are a teacher.. but you misspelled Help 2) I read your interests 3 times and still have no idea what you said 3) The photo is creepy 4) You state you are Asian, although the photo is of a white man My picture is Disney. That's only creepy if you at one time or another let Goofy touch your unmentionables. Okay so change my ethnicity to white. What about height? What's the perfect height? a tape measure perhaps can help you..

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sun 11/09/14 02:47 PM
You can't write the perfect profile, as I've already written mine. You can however attempt to come up with the closest to perfect profile, if you are feeling adventurous.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21251	Sun 11/09/14 02:49 PM
Hey, bro! Welcome to a real site, for a change. Don't listen to the naysayers, your profile is fantastic.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21251	Sun 11/09/14 02:51 PM
no.. you have to "row" the boat you were given. What are you going to do.. put down that you are strapping 6'1" guy.. meet a woman.. show up... and all of a sudden your 5'9"? Jim Morrison round here does it. Justin just put down who you are, silly guy. Oh... That reverend Jim lookin' pygmy?

white_smoke Joined Sat 11/08/14 Posts: 50	Sun 11/09/14 03:48 PM
no.. you have to "row" the boat you were given. What are you going to do.. put down that you are strapping 6'1" guy.. meet a woman.. show up... and all of a sudden your 5'9"? Jim Morrison round here does it. Justin just put down who you are, silly guy. But I am the lizard king. I can do anything.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3510	Sun 11/09/14 03:54 PM
you look more like him than the other squirt. We have to dye yer hair though. After yer yoga sessions later.

white_smoke Joined Sat 11/08/14 Posts: 50	Sun 11/09/14 04:04 PM
you look more like him than the other squirt. We have to dye yer hair though. After yer yoga sessions later. Are you saying I should go take a bathroom selfie to show off my new haircut?

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3510	Sun 11/09/14 04:08 PM
Noooooo, we don't want to see your toilet!