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It's not a question, but it called for a snappy answer.
Posted in another thread: "And just when I thought it couldn't become any more bizarre.." My response: Did you forget where you were? 
* * * * * In case you don't recognize them, the above image has in it Elmer Fudd saying "Kill the Waisin!" At the bottom is a burned, bald Barbie doll being shot out of a cannon. Of course, the popcorn-eating doe is included. |
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Well, this isn't based on a stupid question but I did have a snappy answer to it. My friend asked me if I missed them and I said; "only with the first rock". Thinking I might add after that answer; "but not with the second". LOL
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I started a separate thread for snappy answers to non-questions.
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Why are nice/good guys always chosen last?
just point me in the direction of one |
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you could turn 360 degrees, and find 360 different "Nice Guy's", just saying.
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 self proclaimed nice guys are anything but ... or so is my experience
*a little background: my name is Taryn* How do you pronounce your name? Carefully |
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True story from Reader's Digest.
A married couple was passing through the Florida community of Kissimmee. They didn't know how to properly say the community's name. So, while they were placing an order at a local Burger King restaurant, one of them asked a restaurant worker, "How do you say the name of this place?" The worker responded, "Bur-ger-King." |
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a friend calling at 2 am and ask were you sleeping?
no i was in my yoga class.... lol similar one when someone calls you at morning to wake me up and ask are you awake? no just i have a super mobile answering it self!! 
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self proclaimed nice guys are anything but ... or so is my experience
*a little background: my name is Taryn* How do you pronounce your name? Carefully I know, I am a "nice guy", which is a problem because I'm anything but nice. well my name here is Green407, green[/colour] like the colour, and 407 as four - o - seven(I haven't been granted double - o status yet). Playing on the treads is nice 
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Well, this isn't based on a stupid question but I did have a snappy answer to it. My friend asked me if I missed them and I said; "only with the first rock". Thinking I might add after that answer; "but not with the second". LOL 
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Someone once asked me how to spell Schnauzer...I replied D-O-G.
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True story!! I was in the produce dept.in the grocery store(thumping watermelons) to see if they were ripe! A woman ask me" Do you expect someone to answer? The service bell is over there"! She was serious!  (Cityslickers)
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Someone once asked me how to spell Schnauzer...I replied D-O-G. ^^Haha...Reminds of the time an 'adult' asked me if you spell cat with a K or a C..I'm a chitty speller  ...Even so, I was too shocked to answer....
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Me - Oh this is terrific. Where did you get the recipe.
Friend - From Mom. Me - Oh, from your mom. Friend - No. From YOUR mom...Whattaya think?  
Geeez! I was just acknowledging.
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Me - Oh this is terrific. Where did you get the recipe. Friend - From Mom. Me - Oh, from your mom. Friend - No. From YOUR mom...Whattaya think?
Geeez! I was just acknowledging.
In my best Betty Davis voice.."What an azz." 
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Me - Oh this is terrific. Where did you get the recipe. Friend - From Mom. Me - Oh, from your mom. Friend - No. From YOUR mom...Whattaya think?
Geeez! I was just acknowledging.
In my best Betty Davis voice.."What an azz."
 I knew Betty was peeking.
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Edited by
OnNewJourney
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Tue 12/02/14 10:02 AM
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Someone once asked me how to spell Schnauzer...I replied D-O-G. ^^Haha...Reminds of the time an 'adult' asked me if you spell cat with a K or a C..I'm a chitty speller ...Even so, I was too shocked to answer....
I was in a same situation! Un***believable, isn't it? LOL So what could I reply? K, of course! How else would he write the name of his favorite bar 
or the name of one of the most popular cat characters 
I think he didn't get it. Hey, who is to blame him... he is a proud dog owner and hates cats. 
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A guy and his wife came into the shop today...he flirtfully says I have a beautiful smile...no ring...your not married..?...I glanced at his wife and back to him...no sir I'm not...thats why I'm still smiling...his wife laughed... :)
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I constantly "overuse" after a pissed off woman's rant.....
....So, I guess a bj is out of the question. Sometimes funny. More times end up in a sleeping bag in the car. |
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