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From the Truth-is-stranger-than-Fiction Department:
DELAND, Fla. - Police in Florida say a Wal-Mart shopper denied slipping $35 worth of beef tongue into his pants, but the telltale tongue told a different story.
DeLand police say 44-year-old Jason Puckett was charged last week with misdemeanor theft after a Wal-Mart security guard spotted him slipping two packages of tongue into his waistband. When the guard confronted Puckett at the store's exit, Puckett denied stealing the packages and said he had put them back on a shelf. But the guard told authorities Puckett then removed the tongue from his pants when he didn't think he was being watched and ran from the store. Jail records show Puckett remained in jail Tuesday. Bail was set at $2,500. A public defender assigned to Puckett did not immediately return a call seeking comment. (Story Source) Insert joke here. |
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![]() I have so many comments since I read about this on the newsfeed, but will limit myself to sharing some popcorn |
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damn...
should have at least made it a filet... poor chap. to get busted over cheap meat. what's the world comin to. |
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I have that same problem when I walk out a store they always think I have stolen meat in my pants, but its not beef tongue.
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I have that same problem when I walk out a store they always think I have stolen meat in my pants, but its not beef tongue. ![]() ![]() |
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I have that same problem when I walk out a store they always think I have stolen meat in my pants, but its not beef tongue. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Where is that old lady from the Wendy's commercials when you need her
WHERE'S THE BEEF !!!! |
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