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Topic: chuck Norris facts anybody?
467noreaga Joined Thu 12/04/14 Posts: 29	Fri 01/02/15 05:28 PM
This one of my favorites "death once had a near chuck - norris experience " lol

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 05:41 PM
When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks hes closet for chuck norris

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:18 PM
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim through land

467noreaga Joined Thu 12/04/14 Posts: 29	Fri 01/02/15 06:21 PM
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim through land Lol

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:24 PM
Chuck norris can light a fire by rubbing 2 ice-cubes together

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:27 PM
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears chuck norris pyjamas

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:32 PM
Chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 01/02/15 06:32 PM
Redbull gives you wings. Chuck Norris gives Redbull wings...

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:36 PM
Chuck norris can jump without leaving the ground

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:39 PM
Chuck norris once got bit by a rattle snake.........after 3 days of pain and agony........the rattle snake died

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 01/02/15 06:40 PM
Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world.....

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:44 PM
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 Missed calls from Chuck Norris

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 01/02/15 06:46 PM
Chuck Norris didn't make a wrong call...you answered the wrong phone!!!

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:47 PM
The original title for Alien Vs Predator was, Alien and Predator Vs Chuck Norris

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 01/02/15 06:49 PM
Chuck Norris.....age 1

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:51 PM
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Fri 01/02/15 06:53 PM
Chuck Norris, shaved his arse and invented ZZ Top!!

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:54 PM
Chuck Norris can speak French......in Russian

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 06:58 PM
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 01/02/15 07:01 PM

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