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This one of my favorites "death once had a near chuck - norris experience " lol
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks hes closet for chuck norris
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim through land
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim through land Lol
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Chuck norris can light a fire by rubbing 2 ice-cubes together
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Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears chuck norris pyjamas
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Chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Redbull gives you wings. Chuck Norris gives Redbull wings...
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Chuck norris can jump without leaving the ground
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Chuck norris once got bit by a rattle snake.........after 3 days of pain and agony........the rattle snake died
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Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world..... |
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 Missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris didn't make a wrong call...you answered the wrong phone!!!
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The original title for Alien Vs Predator was, Alien and Predator Vs Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris.....age 1
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life
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Chuck Norris, shaved his arse and invented ZZ Top!!
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Chuck Norris can speak French......in Russian
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline |
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