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which one do you prefer ?
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Or The Church Of Russell's Orbiting Tea-Pot!   If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time. Bertrand Russell |
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Edited by
Ɔʎɹɐx
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Wed 01/21/15 05:05 AM
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which one do you prefer ?
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Edited by
SheikOfLaBroquerie
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Wed 01/21/15 01:41 PM
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Where the heck is Davidben1 when you need him?
******* Okay Everybody, Sing Along! ******* Oh, here's a little tea pot... ****** short and stout. ****** ****** Pour the tea on off... ***** throw the lid on out. **** Fill the pot with smoldering weed... ******** suck on the spout. ******** ***** Now,Davidben1 is happy... ***** as we can plainly sea. ***** He's stuck between the Devil... **** and the deep blue see. **** |
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Where the heck is Davidben1 when you need him? ******* Okay Everybody, Sing Along! ******* Oh, here's a little tea pot... ****** short and stout. ****** ****** Pour the tea on off... ***** throw the lid on out. **** Fill the pot with smoldering weed... ******** suck on the spout. ******** ***** Now,Davidben1 is happy... ***** as we can plainly sea. ***** He's stuck between the Devil... **** and the deep blue see. ****
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which one do you prefer ? In that case, I go with olive oil, it lubes up the works and makes it easier, whereas beans are just angry |
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Yes, constipation isn't pleasant.
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