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What you failed to mention is that it is stuck in your head now
My dog is sleeping in the snow |
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What you failed to mention is you won't let me in the house!
There's a banjo in the corner. |
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What you failed to mention is that you play the banjo.
My Siberian husky loves the snow and does not want to come in |
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What you failed to mention is outside in the cold is warmer than inside with that cold, evil....
![]() ![]() Sorry. I was thinking about my ex wife. ![]() |
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What you failed to mention is that I am not your ex wife
My German short hair begs to come inside |
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what you failed to mention is it's really a American short hair.
My sons girlfriend just left. |
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What you failed to mention is now you want to go on a date
I want pancakes |
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What you failed to mention is IHOP is only 2 blocks away.
My humor is often misunderstood, offensive, or both. |
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What you failed to mention is you're right.
I'm done baking cookies. |
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You failed to mention that you were baking them for me
I am being lazy |
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What you failed to mention is you're not really being lazy because you're observing the Sabbath.
Travel fantasies are in my head. |
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What you failed to mention is that is all that is in your head.
![]() The biblical Sabbath takes place from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday, and the New Testament doesn't change that fact. |
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You failed to mention that Sabbath is a day of rest, not really a set day
I just made chocolate chip pancakes |
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What you failed to mention is you used chocolate and potato chips, not chocolate chips.
I want a barn. |
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What you failed to mention is that you were born in one.
![]() Either you get older or you die. |
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You failed to mention that the barn is so you can restore old cars
Now I want a frittata |
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What you failed to mention is all the chickens were butchered last week.
I really need to go to the store for coffee. |
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You failed to mention that the store is under three feet of snow
I prefer tea over coffee |
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What you failed to mention is if you lived in a climate that made it practical, you would grow your own coffee beans.
The guy in that photo is wearing an ugly sweater. |
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What you failed to mention is he sure likes that dog.
I want a new pair of boots. |
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