I went to the Atlantic City Boardwalk on Saturday. Beautiful day, sunny, near-summer warm... then it happened.

A guy, in perfectly normal physical shape (meaning no flab, nor muscular) is walking by. He's wearing something smaller than a g-string.

Spandex bikini wear on a guy is bad-enough. I've seen enough water-sports events that this doesnt disturb me. This guy was wearing, and I'm not exaggerating, a string that had a balloon-like pouch for his jewels.

I say "balloon" because it was really like a film of balloon pulled taut squeeze in all the goods. Keep'em dry I guess. Overall it had the appearance of wrapping your goods in a sack of saran wrap.

If that didnt grab your eye, he had two "trinkets" dangling on his thighs - tied to the g-string.

Just foul.

eww

Oh my!!! There are few moments in life where a vivid 3D technicolour imagination do not serve me well .... this is one of those moments!

jeeezzz

a female mound looks alot better than a male mound doesnt it

no wonder so many girls become lesbians

sounds like you need to visit west Hollywood during Halloween

mike, it was really you wasnt it? lol

OMG, what a visual lmao

thnx for sharin there goes my dinner.!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

looking for a halloween costume hawk?

Sorry, I will wear jeans next time

Whew, glad to hear that I'm not the only one who thinks its disgusting!

The only thing I could think of was that he was hoping this was a promiscuous-gay-beach or something.

Oh, I forgot to add one detail. Clearly concerned that unsightly hairs would ruin the "chic bold balloon look", he shaved all round the area up to the navel and 1" around on the thighs. "HEY LOOK AT ME !"

could have had on nipple pincers for all you know, that too, was the balloon blown up? or blown down?

All I can say is.... AWKWARD!!!!

Men only look good naked when you're horny; when you're not, disgusting - all a frame of mind!