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I just wish I would quit waking up for revelry when I am a civilian.
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My girlfriend's so intense... She woke me up the other night and asked, "If you could tell exactly when and how you were going to die, would you want to know?" "Heck no," I said, "Why?" "Doesn't matter, just go back back to sleep..."
~steven wright |
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Edited by
d__u__b
on
Mon 06/01/15 07:39 AM
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I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."
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I used to sleep with my head under the pillow.
I woke up one morning and the tooth fairy had taken all my teeth 
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
~~~still steven wright |
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I used to sleep with my head under the pillow. I woke up one morning and the tooth fairy had taken all my teeth OUCH!!!  |
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I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
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Redo
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