HOW WOULD YOU SUCCEED AT MARRIAGE?
Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck hit her.
-- Ricky, age 10

Ricky is smart

Every woman is actually beautiful. The problem is that some men have 'bad' eye sight

be honest,

"be honest" SH

"Honey" honestly replies:
"Oh NO my most deeply beloved!
You butt makes that dress look way, way, weigh too small!"

I'm not talking bad about candor or integrity.
But:

It's "honest" if a guy tells his fat dancing partner:
- "You know, for a fat girl, you don't sweat much." -

Honesty is a prerequisite to a viable relationship with me.
But honesty must never be used as an excuse to insult or hurt feelings.

Over age of 50?
"Baby bifocals on you are sexy"

hmmmmm, the little reading glasses at the end of the nose on a guy with a snowy white beard is very sexy .....giggle....

While I can laugh right along with everyone on this one.

I am a firm believer if a woman is stupid enough to ask a man if her jeans make her but look big..
She deserves the honest answer..
Nope babe those jean don't make your but look big...

and leave it there gentlemen if she is so stupid she can see her but is bulging out of them jeans she deserves what ever comments she gets in them.


I have seen sisters literally lay on a bed to stuff themselves into smaller pants..I will never understand it nor will I try.