I didn't know if anyone wanted to just talk about whatever the heck was on their minds. Let's open this up to whatever you want to say.

I had a dream the other night that a hamburger was eating me!

I like to talk, but I am not always on here.
So tired of liars and fakes, is there a real man out there that lives in San Diego???

I think I might be weird.
I blow on my fingers constantly when I am filing them.
So the diamond-tipped file and the resulting detritus
does not go into my lungs.

Sorry, not from San Diego, many thousands of miles from there, from Iowa. There are many real guys out there, but unfortunately, most are so scared of rejection that they will not reveal themselves. The jerks and aholes have no problems telling you how great they are, but the true gems are humble and won't reach out. You need to go dig them out, like diamonds.

really !!to whatever I want to say..
Hmmm.. let me think..
have a topic...hmm.
religion know! that's been done to death..lol..
politics..know.. too dry and boring.. I mean after all. once you talk about one politician you've pretty much talked about the all..lol

.. sports..hmm.. not a big sports fan..
. I was raised in a house full of women... they only watch sports if one of their boyfriends was a fan...

.. the weather...hot hot.. followed by more hot.... with outbursts of rain once a while.....ok..

.... friends and family... you don't really know any of them so it'd be pointless.... Yoy would just stand there nodding your head.. trying to look like you're interested ,when you're really not...

.... do you have any hobbies..?..
.... and I don't mean.. you like going to garage sales and collecting little chotchkes.... or you collect baseball cards...... or you dry out bugs and pin them to some board.. that is kind of weird and creepy if you ask me.....lol.


....ohhh.. we could talk about our love interest.... but that's really kind of personal don't you think.....hmm..me too... ..


. well I'm all out of ideas... but it's been nice chatting with you... we really need to do this again sometime.....hmm.... how about in a month or two....

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Not sure what to think of a hamburger eating you up would mean. Could be a sign to think about being a vegetarian, or maybe it was the gluten. Or maybe it was the German town of Hamburg that was eating you up. Not sure without a bit more information.

Sooooo.. what are you trying to say op.. you no longer want to chat..?..
.... come on man! open yourself up..
. don't be shy! just put it out there..
.. we're listening.... just tell us all about it..ok.. let's start from the beginning..... when did you develop this urge this need... to just chit chat..
about random stuff..?hmm..

^^^^^ be nice...



I don't think this is gender bias actually this goes for most people....



because if they God forbid open up and show their vulnerabilities lol...


I don't think I was on the the boards when you came out here;
Welcome to Mingle...

Wow.. that's pretty heavy man..
I thought you were looking for.. idle chit chat you know small talk....
.... but what you just said thats is deep dude.....wow...

.hmm.. kind of hard to follow up after that one.... I got a paper cut on my finger .. the other day.. hurt like a real son of the *****...... but not quite the same as what you're going through....
..... sorry dude..... but life is like a box of chocolates.... you never know what you're going to get when you bite into one....yes.....but..wow... you should really try to talk about something more..... I don't know less tragic maybe...... you know work your way up to the really deep stuff.....
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..yes... that's good now you're actually letting it all out..

... not making light.. but you just asked for chit chat...
well this is chit chat..!..
.. now if you wanted some.... counseling.... are some psychiatric help.... you need to come on line between the hours of 8:00 and 4:30 p.m. Mondays to Fridays...
.. you see the psychiatrist.... leaves to go play golf at 430 sharp....

.. if you would like to book an appointment...ohh.. wait a minute tomorrow is Canada Day...
and I won't be back in my office until Thursday..ohh.. I mean the doctor won't be back in his office.. ..

...but.. maybe just some idle chit chat to tide you over until his return..
Hmm...... how do you fill up your days.?

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WOW...and I thought I was lonely and alone ....No1 sure has lotso time on his hands.

i can chuck as much wood as woodchucks would chuck if'n they could chuck it.

Yeah, but that chicken hawk can kick your ***..

..I am a ninja at multitask lol

Quit chuckin my wood, danged woodchucks


{love that commercial }

pfffft...
what a crock.

some of us actually love having our wood chucked.

Awwww, my poor baby is alone and lonely.

Are woodchucks related to beavers??

Tell me about it.