Topic: lie parents tell : )~
Datwasntme's photo
Tue 10/06/15 04:49 PM

justme659's photo
Tue 10/06/15 05:02 PM
Those were great. Wish I knew them when my kids were little. I just might have to save them if I ever get grand kids.

Datwasntme's photo
Wed 10/07/15 12:48 PM
mt father said
white cows = milk
brown cows = chocolate milk
so i said what if they are white and brown ?
he said milk shakes
<face palm>

justme659's photo
Wed 10/07/15 01:47 PM
When I was little, grandma said she was going to box my ears. I thought she was going to cut them off and box them up and put them in the freezer. Later I found out she just wanted to knock me upside my head. I thought the first was way worse. slaphead

DavidCommaGeek's photo
Wed 10/07/15 03:55 PM
Careful...

YOU'RE OVER 9,000!!!!

DavidCommaGeek's photo
Wed 10/07/15 03:55 PM
Edited by DavidCommaGeek on Wed 10/07/15 03:56 PM
Oops. Double post.

no photo
Wed 10/07/15 03:56 PM
your face is gonna get stuck like that

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 10/07/15 04:34 PM
Grandad told me when you get older marry a man with baggy pockets
When I asked why he said because they have heaps of money.

Years later I told my grandad it was a lie. He laugh and said did you find out the hard way.