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Topic: Yo Mama Jokes
SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 11/03/15 05:25 AM
Yo mama so stupid after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 11/03/15 05:27 AM
Yo mama so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 11/03/15 05:29 AM
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you wats the number for 911

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 11/03/15 06:04 AM
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Tue 11/03/15 07:53 AM
These do bring back many memories.

graygentleman Joined Sat 10/03/15 Posts: 1412	Tue 11/03/15 08:15 AM
Your mama is so fat her blood type is rocky road... Your mama is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck... Your mama is so dumb she thought daylight savings was a bank...

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Tue 11/03/15 08:20 AM Edited by isaac_dede on Tue 11/03/15 08:21 AM
yo mama so fat I had to roll over 3 times just to get off her! yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 11/03/15 08:24 AM
ur mama is so dumb she thought daylight savings was a bank

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 11/03/15 08:26 AM
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Tue 11/03/15 08:42 AM
yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 11/03/15 08:46 AM
yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund I just spit out my watermelon ice tea....

nancy1996l Joined Wed 09/23/15 Posts: 1040	Tue 11/03/15 08:47 AM
Yo mama so dumb she talks back to her Rice Krispies!

nsw78 Joined Wed 02/11/15 Posts: 110	Wed 11/04/15 05:39 PM
Yo mama's so fat, I slapped her stomach to ride the wave in!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45324	Wed 11/04/15 05:43 PM
Yo mama so ugly, the toilet flushes when she walks by it.

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Wed 11/04/15 05:53 PM
'Yo' mama so dumb, she stared at an orange juice can for 30 minutes because it said "concentrate"

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Wed 11/04/15 06:25 PM
Good ones Ladies

bobcobber Joined Sun 03/08/15 Posts: 10	Wed 11/04/15 09:31 PM
Yo mama so cross eyed, when she cries tears roll down her back.

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Wed 11/04/15 10:13 PM
yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

Frankk1950 Joined Sat 09/12/15 Posts: 493	Wed 11/04/15 11:11 PM
Never heard this line of reasoning before but it sure makes sense to me. Keep 'em coming. It makes life worth living.

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Wed 11/04/15 11:31 PM Edited by SassyEuro2 on Wed 11/04/15 11:36 PM
Yo Mama Is So Butch Yo mama so butch, she threw the shot-put in high-school. Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine. Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo Yo mama is so masculine that everytime she grunts, she grows a mustache. Yo momma so butch, even Justin Beiber wanted to be her girlfriend. Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are Yo mama so butch she takes more steroids than A-Rod. Yo mama so butch evern her pool table has no balls. Yo momma so butch, she has a tattoo on her back that says "Who's The Man?" Yo mama so butch she's one hell of a knockout. Yo mamma so butch she makes yo daddy ride bit@h on her motorcycle.