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Topic: Yo Mama Jokes
isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Thu 11/05/15 07:27 PM
Yo Mama Is So Butch Yo mama so butch, she threw the shot-put in high-school. Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine. Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo Yo mama is so masculine that everytime she grunts, she grows a mustache. Yo momma so butch, even Justin Beiber wanted to be her girlfriend. Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are Yo mama so butch she takes more steroids than A-Rod. Yo mama so butch evern her pool table has no balls. Yo momma so butch, she has a tattoo on her back that says "Who's The Man?" Yo mama so butch she's one hell of a knockout. Yo mamma so butch she makes yo daddy ride bit@h on her motorcycle. so my mama's Caitlin Jenner?

bigpaulr Joined Wed 11/18/15 Posts: 1	Wed 11/18/15 10:30 PM
Yo mamma so fat, that she cut herself and gravy poured out.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48913	Thu 11/19/15 07:07 AM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 11/19/15 07:07 AM
Yo mama's so short that she poses for trophies. [Joke Origin: American TV show In Living Color]

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48913	Fri 11/20/15 04:43 AM
Yo mama's so short that she married an Oompa Loompa so that she'd have a husband that she could see eye-to-eye with.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 11/20/15 05:44 AM
Yo mama so slow it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

BlackFire214 Joined Mon 11/16/15 Posts: 3	Sat 11/21/15 03:38 AM Edited by BlackFire214 on Sat 11/21/15 03:38 AM
Your mother's a** is so hairy... it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, ''Only in America!''

nailcap Joined Sat 06/13/15 Posts: 966	Sun 11/22/15 06:22 AM
then even the God is angry because a joke is truth. No..........they're telling the truth even I was beaten by dad last day because I don't want go to school.

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Sun 11/22/15 06:48 PM Edited by mzrosie on Sun 11/22/15 06:50 PM


mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Sun 11/22/15 06:51 PM
yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund Funnee!

Candy0306 Joined Thu 11/26/15 Posts: 1	Thu 11/26/15 11:39 AM
hahahahahaha...

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Thu 11/26/15 08:37 PM
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money!

nsw78 Joined Wed 02/11/15 Posts: 110	Thu 11/26/15 09:11 PM
Yo mama's so short that she married an Oompa Loompa so that she'd have a husband that she could see eye-to-eye with. Yo mama is so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Nanatressis Joined Sun 11/29/15 Posts: 1	Sun 11/29/15 09:54 PM
No joke my kids used to habe yo mama contest

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48913	Mon 11/30/15 07:34 PM
Yo mama's so fat that she has to date Jabba the Hutt in order to have a boyfriend of equal size. Yo mama's so fat that her nickname is Beluga.

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 11/30/15 10:07 PM
Your mamas chest is so hairy. Her breast look like coconuts

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 11/30/15 10:14 PM
then even the God is angry because a joke is truth. No..........they're telling the truth even I was beaten by dad last day because I don't want go to school. God is not angry at us for laughing here.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48913	Tue 12/01/15 09:09 AM
Yo mama is so stupid that, when someone offered her a penny for her thoughts, she had to give back change.

hometowntamluk Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 1	Thu 12/03/15 02:56 AM
your mama is so fat that she always carries 500kg milk tank with her...

TBone5280 Joined Tue 11/03/15 Posts: 413	Fri 12/04/15 05:09 PM
Your mamas chest is so hairy. Her breast look like coconuts

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48913	Fri 12/04/15 05:16 PM
Yo mama is so dumb that she even flunked a blood test.