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| Topic: The funniest pick up line you heard or tried? | |
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Well this one worked for me so many times
"Today whole day, your smile is the best thing which happened to me" |
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how can it be to ask... is your father terrorist... you are such a bomb.
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Always thought of this but never used it..
"Nice Shoes, wanna Boink" |
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it AGAINST me? I think it was stolen from an American song lol.
Also on my island of Trinidad, a couple of guys used the line.. " Girl.. If you get any sweeter, my teeth will rotten" And no... I had never allowed them to taste me. It was just a wild guess on their part 
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I have another one here "Did it hurt? Are you alrite? It must have hurt when you fall from heaven" I have a variation of that one jimmy. A guy many years ago contorted his face into a love-struck countenance and asked boyishly... " How was Heaven when you left it?" |
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I have another one here "Did it hurt? Are you alrite? It must have hurt when you fall from heaven" I have a variation of that one jimmy. A guy many years ago contorted his face into a love-struck countenance and asked boyishly... " How was Heaven when you left it?" Hahaha...yeah I can imagine that. Hope you described him the heaven
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Edited by
isaac_dede
on
Mon 02/15/16 01:48 PM
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"Please please tell me your name is Staples!"
"Uuhhh it isn't..why would you want that?" "Because I was praying you would have an Easy Button! " |
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"Please please tell me your name is Staples!" "Uuhhh it isn't..why would you want that?" "Because I was praying you would have an Easy Button! " That`s funny..
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it AGAINST me? I think it was stolen from an American song lol. it was and i did use it and it even worked once  |
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it AGAINST me? I think it was stolen from an American song lol. it was and i did use it and it even worked once Cool bro..Songs always work 
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I think one I heard often was "Bartender I will buy this lovely lady next to me a drink but you better just give me ice because she has melted my heart."
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I think one I heard often was "Bartender I will buy this lovely lady next to me a drink but you better just give me ice because she has melted my heart." Nice ice breaker...or ice melter
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Another latest one
"I cannot spell gorgeous without u and U cannot spell awesome without me"  
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Does this cloth smell like chloroform?
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Does this cloth smell like chloroform? Wow pick up has a whole different meaning in your mind.... Now that is funny |
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Oh you are really hot, no wonder my ice melted so soon
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Are those pants made out of Mirror? because I can see myself in them
I forgot my phone number... Can I Have yours |
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Hi My Name is Sollena,
This is fun thread. I believe what we put out there we get back. I.E. being happy, sad ect. Being in the space of fun and taking life lightly is what I have learned. |
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
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You must be tired.. because you been running through my mind all night.. Has happen since I joined .. Just sayin'
:: Note to self :: Down payment on Learjet |
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