Are you Over the Hill ?

You may be headed that way if . . .



You and your teeth don't sleep together.

You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your

socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle,

pop and you're not eating cereal.

Your back goes out but you stay home.

You wake up looking like your
driver's license photo.

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

When your idea of a night out is
sitting on the patio.

When happy hour is a nap.

When you're on vacation and your energy
runs out before your money does.

When you say something to your kids that your

mother said to you and you always hated it.

When all you want for your birthday
is to not be reminded of your age.

When you step off the curb and look down one

more time to make sure the street is still there.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Your memory is shorter and
your complaining lasts longer.

Your address book has mostly
names that start with Dr.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

Getting "lucky" means you found your car
in the parking lot.

The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection

from the sun on your bifocals.

It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt,
doesn't work.

You look for your glasses for half an hour and

they were on your head the whole time.

You sink your teeth into a steak -
and they stay there.

You give up all your bad habits and
still don't feel good.

You have more patience, but it is actually
that you just don't care anymore.

You finally get your head together and
your body starts falling apart.

You wonder how you could be over the hill when

you don't even remember being on top of it.

Hey thanks !!! I feel much better now .... I only put a check mark by 2 of these.... guess that means I'm at the foot of the hill and looking up comtemplating the climb.

did i just look in the mirror

absolutely fantastic, thank god i can say no to them all still!!!!!!

well ok most of em!!!!!!!!!!

this is too funny and a little too familiar...lol

ahhhhhhhh I always thought happy hour was a nap



so I have either been over the hill for a long time.....or new a good thing at a young age

i may be in trouble!!

Well now I am glad i didn't feel like going up the hill..... so I went around it....but afew of those things still followed.

Got you all beat, as I am YOUNG forever.
Don Young

I KNOW I CAN RELATE TO MOST OF THESE......WHERE IS MY WALKER

lol dang ,lol good one still young yet lol

Wow. I didn't realize how lucky I was. I may try going to Walmart's again.

Your over hill when your lover says “let’s go upstairs and have sex” and you have admit that you can’t do both.

THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE STAIRS

Feels like I am still climbing.
Like the challenges though.