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Topic: Dumping Intimate 'pleasures' or not?
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Mon 04/18/16 09:20 PM

Toys for me .. I would keep .. Toys for him I would find another use For .. For instance Did you know **** beads are great for checking the amount of oil in your lawnmower.. Lmao

Butt plugs make great door stops

Penis pumps .. Can be used to unclog drains :-)

Just use your imagination and a ton of bleach :-)


and if he was a real tight *** you could use the butt plugs as a bottle stopper.....

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Mon 04/18/16 09:37 PM



Toys for me .. I would keep .. Toys for him I would find another use For .. For instance Did you know **** beads are great for checking the amount of oil in your lawnmower.. Lmao

Butt plugs make great door stops

Penis pumps .. Can be used to unclog drains :-)

Just use your imagination and a ton of bleach :-)

rofl:laughing:rofl Martha Stewart says to carve those butt plugs out of hard salami, to snack on, afterwards.
oh don't get me started on cost savings of DIY toys :-)

roflroflrofl Stop, you're killing me.rofl

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Mon 04/18/16 11:47 PM

Actually on a more serious note .. I would like to know how crystal disposed of the said toys .. Silicone does not break down . I am now worried that somewhere in the Netherlands there is an ocean of floating jelly dongs . Always think about the environment... it may have been better to make a towel or hat stand out of them .. Laughing .. Assuming you have more than one that is :-)

I'm sure it was given a proper burial...there may even have been a eulogy.

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Tue 04/19/16 02:15 AM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Tue 04/19/16 02:19 AM

Actually on a more serious note .. I would like to know how crystal disposed of the said toys .. Silicone does not break down . I am now worried that somewhere in the Netherlands there is an ocean of floating jelly dongs . Always think about the environment... it may have been better to make a towel or hat stand out of them .. Laughing .. Assuming you have more than one that is :-)

Haha, good point! -pun intended- laugh
I just chucked it in the rolly bin. But not to worry, it wasn't an entire collection. Maybe these days, with so many singles, we need dong-banks, right next to the bottle bank, plastic, paper and clothes disposal :tongue:
I promise I'll never do it again though! I really won't, I'm enjoying what I got way too much blushing
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To make up for it, I'm buying silicone-free shampoo & conditioner.
(just think of all the silicone that goes down the drain when millions of ppl wash their hair, ending up in our drinking water ohwell )
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Thu 04/21/16 03:29 AM

I usually try to keep her panties, to muffle the sounds of next woman that takes her place.smile2


You can use them too, if it fits you....economical...laugh

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Thu 04/21/16 03:51 AM


I usually try to keep her panties, to muffle the sounds of next woman that takes her place.smile2


You can use them too, if it fits you....economical...laugh

I feel so naughty when I wear them, too.:laughing:

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