Topic: WAYS TO IMPRESS THE OPPOSIT SEX...
adivorcedone's photo
Wed 04/20/16 09:11 AM



I try not to go out of my way to impress a woman. But if she is ever with me, I make sure I use the Bank machine nearest to us....u know, just to check my balance, before I make any promises...lol
Otherwise...this is me hon, take it or leave it kinda deal.. Leave it is pretty popular....but I always have a back up plan...Vive le Mingle 2....yep, thats right....back to where it started...o


Financial responsibility always impresses me more than "how much" a guy has in the bank. If he has to flash his "balance", Platinum credit cards or jewelry, to try and impress me then he has already lost out.

I am not a hooker and I am not going to be bought into a relationship with assets.

I see going to the ticket counter, gas station, circle burning for a parking spot, going to a map center, and an ATM somewhere around synonymous with going to the bathroom. You may "have" to do it but you do it before the date and as discreetly and as rarely as possible during the date. I don't care if the date is modest just don't make me stand in line or wait awkwardly while you do something that should have been thought through/taken care of before the date. Example you have taken a lady somewhere several times and she invites you over for a home cooked dinner; would you want to have to drive her to the grocery store and wait for her to buy the food and cook it or do you expect for the table to be set, the cocktails to be chilled, and the main course ready to come out of the oven?




So...when are the cocktails going to be ready?pitchfork


Hey! Wolf man, I am going to gate crash this party with you. Oh! Yeah I will also bring over a bottle of humor, made by sarcastic winery ... It's all I have... C u then...

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Wed 04/20/16 09:26 AM



Hey...the more the merrier. Don't forget the crackers and cheese laugh

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 04/20/16 11:22 AM
I wouldn't have a clue

I would have to know what he is liked to do.
I might shock him by giving it a go.

(adivorcedone keep a clean mind)

mightymoe's photo
Wed 04/20/16 11:59 AM
Edited by mightymoe on Wed 04/20/16 11:59 AM

Decline bench press to keep my boobs perky

Running up sand dunes to keep my thighs toned and strong

Wear a sweet scent like amber . That warms on my skin and smells deliciously divine Yum ..

Blush occasionally to lure him into a false sense of security

Free health checks without leaving home :-)

Stroke his ego a little .. .. Men love to feel useful

Laughing .. I have found the majority of men can be quite superficial and really not so difficult to impress . .. Initially at least

If I was really trying to impress a man .. I would leave no doubt that was my intention .. using my most alluring feminine charm .. My mind :-) I am sure I could make him smile :-)


perky boobs and toned thighs are a great start... maybe a nice tan as well...

Twintidbits24's photo
Wed 04/20/16 12:05 PM




Hey...the more the merrier. Don't forget the crackers and cheese laugh


Hmmmm....Wait for the invitation to be mailed before you dress up....Lolzzzzlaugh....and get hold of that winery (you may get crash to nothing) bigsmile

adivorcedone's photo
Wed 04/20/16 12:40 PM





Hey...the more the merrier. Don't forget the crackers and cheese laugh


Hmmmm....Wait for the invitation to be mailed before you dress up....Lolzzzzlaugh....and get hold of that winery (you may get crash to nothing) bigsmile


Huh???

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Wed 04/20/16 12:43 PM

I wouldn't have a clue

I would have to know what he is liked to do.
I might shock him by giving it a go.

(adivorcedone keep a clean mind)


Just being yourself is always the best and you do not trip up later :smile:

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Wed 04/20/16 12:46 PM


Decline bench press to keep my boobs perky

Running up sand dunes to keep my thighs toned and strong

Wear a sweet scent like amber . That warms on my skin and smells deliciously divine Yum ..

Blush occasionally to lure him into a false sense of security

Free health checks without leaving home :-)

Stroke his ego a little .. .. Men love to feel useful

Laughing .. I have found the majority of men can be quite superficial and really not so difficult to impress . .. Initially at least

If I was really trying to impress a man .. I would leave no doubt that was my intention .. using my most alluring feminine charm .. My mind :-) I am sure I could make him smile :-)


perky boobs and toned thighs are a great start... maybe a nice tan as well...


I am with you on that idea laugh pitchfork laugh

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Wed 04/20/16 01:22 PM
I usually just get my nuts out and lay them on the table.


Then I ask if she'd like a glass of wine with those peanuts ohwell

mzrosie's photo
Wed 04/20/16 01:22 PM

WAYS TO IMPRESS THE OPPOSIT SEX...


For men - take a shower.. the fresh out of the shower look, is the new aphrodisiac for most women. Show up with a bottle of wine and let the party begins.

For women - show up with a six-pack... in a bikini, but the guy might get too excited about the beer, and fail to notice your new bikini. So, perhaps just show up with beer.

happy flowerforyou

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Wed 04/20/16 01:30 PM


WAYS TO IMPRESS THE OPPOSIT SEX...


For men - take a shower.. the fresh out of the shower look, is the new aphrodisiac for most women. Show up with a bottle of wine and let the party begins.

For women - show up with a six-pack... in a bikini, but the guy might get too excited about the beer, and fail to notice your new bikini. So, perhaps just show up with beer.

happy flowerforyou



You know what you are doing!!!!!:banana:

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Wed 04/20/16 01:32 PM

I usually just get my nuts out and lay them on the table.


Then I ask if she'd like a glass of wine with those peanuts ohwell



good!!!! but risky :banana:

adivorcedone's photo
Wed 04/20/16 02:48 PM

I wouldn't have a clue

I would have to know what he is liked to do.
I might shock him by giving it a go.

(adivorcedone keep a clean mind)


dang, girl!! you giving me a go in public...not only shocks me but the whole forum...next time, inbox me ....lol...
ps: I am a guy, so you should know what I like to do.....I like to climb mountains and swim in the ocean...there , I always have a clean mind....but sometimes the devil talks me into wild and crazy stuff...more about that later....just saying..

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Wed 04/20/16 06:50 PM


I wouldn't have a clue

I would have to know what he is liked to do.
I might shock him by giving it a go.

(adivorcedone keep a clean mind)


dang, girl!! you giving me a go in public...not only shocks me but the whole forum...next time, inbox me ....lol...
ps: I am a guy, so you should know what I like to do.....I like to climb mountains and swim in the ocean...there , I always have a clean mind....but sometimes the devil talks me into wild and crazy stuff...more about that later....just saying..


Sounds like there is one ahead of you in their thinking. Better be careful or you may be reeled in. :banana:

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Wed 04/20/16 06:51 PM
Um. I'm not really clear about the topic and how to answer. Is it what do I DO to impress a man? Or what can HE DO to impress me? Sorry. I don't really do anything to impress, but I try to be a good listener and not interrupt when he is talking and not get distracted. I think he should do the same for me. That seems fair.

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Wed 04/20/16 07:34 PM

Um. I'm not really clear about the topic and how to answer. Is it what do I DO to impress a man? Or what can HE DO to impress me? Sorry. I don't really do anything to impress, but I try to be a good listener and not interrupt when he is talking and not get distracted. I think he should do the same for me. That seems fair.


You are being fair all around :smile:

Twintidbits24's photo
Wed 04/20/16 10:50 PM






Hey...the more the merrier. Don't forget the crackers and cheese laugh


Hmmmm....Wait for the invitation to be mailed before you dress up....Lolzzzzlaugh....and get hold of that winery (you may get crash to nothing) bigsmile


Huh???


Why puzzled?? Wolfman asked you not to forget the crackers & cheese though there was no invitation done yet from Pacific Star and you would also "gate crash" I mean not "get crash (typo error)", so hold on to your humor and sarcastic winery coz maybe you got nothing to "gate crash" Unto...laugh

Twintidbits24's photo
Wed 04/20/16 10:54 PM


I wouldn't have a clue

I would have to know what he is liked to do.
I might shock him by giving it a go.

(adivorcedone keep a clean mind)


dang, girl!! you giving me a go in public...not only shocks me but the whole forum...next time, inbox me ....lol...
ps: I am a guy, so you should know what I like to do.....I like to climb mountains and swim in the ocean...there , I always have a clean mind....but sometimes the devil talks me into wild and crazy stuff...more about that later....just saying..


laugh laugh laugh .... I am sure having lots of laughter in this thread.....Lolzzzzzzz.....rofl rofl ...OMG, I couldn't do my work properly in here now... This site might cost my job....Lolzzzzz.....slaphead

SitkaRains's photo
Wed 04/20/16 10:57 PM
Ok here is how I impressed someone back when I lived in Sitka..
When this guy asked me out all he had ever seen me in was work jeans or work clothes for the office..
He had never seen me in heels, hair done, low cut or short skirt.
When he came to pick me up ..

He was impressed...

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 04/20/16 11:00 PM

I usually just get my nuts out and lay them on the table.


Then I ask if she'd like a glass of wine with those peanuts ohwell


Flippin heck
I was like oh my gosh then read the second part
Nice one