A guy riding home on a train after work,picked up a magazine and started reading an article entitled "Man of the House".He finished the article,exitted at his stop,walked into his home and said to his wife:
"I am the man of this house.First,you are going to prepare me a gourmet meal.After which you will serve me a sumptuous desert.When you have finished cleaning up the kitchen, you will draw my bath.And after I am finished with my bath,do you know who will dress me?"
Her reply.
"My guess would be the undertaker."

my thoughts exactly...

Ditto....

What an excellent joke! I will have to pass it on.