I am sure you are dreaming or at least I hope so

Phonies always trip themselves up.

You forgot the key?

She swallowed it.

and you are complaining????

yea I have to agree with wolfman, any man/woman talking about sex on the first date for me means that's all they are looking for. TO many men think they can pressure a woman into having sex with them before even wanting to get to know the person oh and also people who say they want a relationship then are still on the dating site "looking" while dating someone big no-no for me tells me they are still looking and they can do better unless they state in their profile they just want to date but if they looking for a serious relationship why not give the person they are seeing a chance instead of playing the field?

Very wise....give each other the chance to at least get to know one another and each make the choice together when the time is right.

What???? No porn shop visits????

I suppose you're gonna say I shouldn't take her to a strip club either.

Whatever you can get away with and it works for you.

Talking constantly about their ex.
Nonstop talking about themselves
Leaving a cheap tip
Stating they have a big pencil

Do not ask if she knows any good dogging sites

Tonsil Mining...

My "no no" is very unusual given our "casual sex" culture today, and therefore I'd be pleasantly surprised if ANYONE agrees with me. Anyway, my advice is to NOT go on a date until you know enough about the person via email and phone to determine whether there's a chance of a serious relationship... the way I see it is there is no point in going on multiple dates with strange people and only being concerned about how they look... obviously if you're looking for casual sex, then that's okay... I'm answering this post with the assumption that some people are looking for long term serious relationships.

Not to take any advice from anyone who hasn't got any for five years.

There are many on here that are looking for the same thing as you are.

Women dressing like sluts.
Women throwing themselves at me.
Women planning our future dates.
Women asking what our kids would look like.
Women constantly talking about their trophies(children).
Women showing pictures of their family.
Women talking about how they were sexually molested.
Women talking about their past abortions.
Women talking about their probation terms.

Glad to hear at least one person feels that way :) ... however looking over some of the comments in this thread it looks like some of my most cynical assumptions are confirmed.

If you're referring to the date I am supposed to have joined this site, I did join in 2012 and left the site a long time ago... I decided to rejoin a few days ago and found that the system has kept my email address and "forced" me to use what I thought was a deleted account (which I have now updated) but I still have my old username.

Regardless, I'm sure you know that any woman can "get any" as you call it... !:) Anyone can do that but not everyone has what it takes to make a lasting quality relationship. Sorry to go all deep when you were just joking... (and for some reason I can't get these smileys to work so that I can make my responses more jovial... oh well)

What if they're into fountain pens????

no sex