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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 08/30/16 07:16 AM
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When I got up this morning, I found one of my socks in a pan on the stove. I asked the wife what was going on and she said I'd told her to do it, when I came in from the pub last night. I can't remember telling her to cook my sock. |
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hahaha,good one bro. maybe you was really trying to tell her to cook you a steak but it came out wrong because you was so messed up.
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Maybe it was your intention to eat something that would help you burn calories once you'd woken?
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I take it you came home plastered, she looked at you deadpanned, and you said "Put a sock in it, woman!"
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not really sure why she would listen and do that anyways, I would of just said take your drunk *** to bed.
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