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Why do feet stink? Because they are not as accurate as meters.  Why did the dish run away with the spoon? |
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Why do feet stink? Because they are not as accurate as meters. Why did the dish run away with the spoon? She didn't realize he was only silver PLATED. |
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 What is a Pokedex? |
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What is a Pokedex? A cross between a Pokémon and Dexter of Dexter's Lab.   What do you get when you cross an owl with a female goat? |
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Milk
 Why do gummy worms sound appalling? |
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Because they aren't too fond of being chewed on.
 What does the Easter Bunny do when it's not Easter time? |
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Hide cr_p all over the place instead.
What do frogs talk about at night? |
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Their plans for world domination.
 Why isn't it easy to be green? |
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Everybody thinks your being envies ALL the time. Well, then there's that damn Kermit.
Why should you NOT take that tone with me? |
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Because it's NOT YET CAPS LOCK DAY! That will be SOON!!
What is Black Friday? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Sun 10/16/16 08:08 PM
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That's the day most people throw their money into a black hole.
When will Christmas stop being celebrated? |
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When will Christmas stop being celebrated? Whenever the Earth is destroyed by a cosmic calamity. Why was Calamity Jane a calamity? 
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Because she was so calm and frequented church functions.
What is the most popular type of church? |
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Christchurch New Zealand. Well until the earth quake
Why don't we live closer to the centre of the earth? |
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Because no one wants to lick the earth.
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? |
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Yes, 5 mins max
Which part of the world do you live? |
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Which part of the world do you live? The part that is the surface. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
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It was a tie because it was a three legged race
Are you thinking at the moment? |
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Edited by
bnelson1225
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Mon 10/17/16 10:46 AM
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It was a tie because it was a three legged race Are you thinking at the moment? I am never thinking. Oh wait, I had to think to write that comment. Oh never mind  What is the difference between flammable and inflammable 
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Inflammable means literally in middle of the flames.
 Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? |
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