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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
bnelson1225 Joined Thu 09/22/16 Posts: 314	Mon 10/17/16 11:23 AM
Because you have to be in a certain state of mind to drive on them? Do Roman paramedics refer to 'IV's as '4's?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Mon 10/17/16 02:59 PM
Yes What do you say to god when he sneezes.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Mon 10/17/16 05:54 PM
What do you say to god when he sneezes. Here, have a Kleenex. Why did the little pig cry "Wee, wee, wee" all the way home?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Mon 10/17/16 06:21 PM
The little piggy was actually saying "Ghee.... ghee... ghee..." but it was misheard and has been retold incorrectly all of these years. Why do some kinds of chillies burn your tongue?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Mon 10/17/16 08:11 PM
Because some are jerks and don't know how to be respectful. Why do so many people brag about volunteering?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Mon 10/17/16 08:16 PM
Because it's more socially acceptable than bragging about how many Pokémon you've caught Which is the scariest vampire that has ever existed?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Mon 10/17/16 08:27 PM
Sorry what? I couldn't get passed this pic. Why are vampires so hot?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Mon 10/17/16 08:36 PM
Because they only drink room temperature blood. Never chilled, never hot. Must be room temperature. Do real monsters go trick-or-treating?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Mon 10/17/16 08:49 PM Edited by BreakingGood on Mon 10/17/16 08:41 PM
Yes. But they take Halloween off because nobody enjoys posers trying to be like them. How valuable are musicians?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Mon 10/17/16 09:21 PM
Musicians value can be calculated by: number of instruments they can play + number of songs they've written + age + number of times they use the word 'baby' in their songs. How do you grow sprouts in your kitchen?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Tue 10/18/16 04:38 AM Edited by Dodo_David on Tue 10/18/16 04:40 AM
How do you grow sprouts in your kitchen? Let them watch PBS Kids. Why is Grumpy Cat grumpy?

bnelson1225 Joined Thu 09/22/16 Posts: 314	Tue 10/18/16 05:50 AM Edited by bnelson1225 on Tue 10/18/16 05:50 AM
Because when he goes out he is carried with this: Do pilots take crash-courses?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Tue 10/18/16 09:13 AM Edited by Annagram on Tue 10/18/16 09:15 AM
Yes, they take courses taught by the Crash Test Dummies. If honesty is the best policy, what is the second best policy?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Tue 10/18/16 10:03 AM
If honesty is the best policy, what is the second best policy? Don't get caught. Are we there yet?

bnelson1225 Joined Thu 09/22/16 Posts: 314	Tue 10/18/16 10:43 AM
Nope, we are still here If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Tue 10/18/16 06:31 PM
Actually I think it becomes a Hovercat. What does Fo Shizzle My Nizzle mean?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Tue 10/18/16 07:34 PM
Your about to get your azz kicked for not being black. What do Black Eyed Peas sing about?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Tue 10/18/16 07:39 PM
About how it's hard being legumes. What is a mancave?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Tue 10/18/16 07:52 PM
A cave that is decorated with male human heads. How do bears like to eat our trash?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Tue 10/18/16 08:04 PM
With a proper tablecloth and place setting. What is the difference between a polar bear and a koala bear?