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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
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Thu 01/25/18 08:12 AM
Only if you sprinkle camomile on it.

How do the clouds stay in the sky?

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Thu 01/25/18 08:28 AM
Held up by strings

What makes water wet?

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Thu 01/25/18 08:52 AM
Flour

Why does yeast make bake goods rise?


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Thu 01/25/18 08:57 AM
cuz it is trying to escape

how high is up

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Thu 01/25/18 09:00 AM
It's about ten feet underground.

Why is glass transparent?

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Thu 01/25/18 09:04 AM
So you can see under ground

How low is down?

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Thu 01/25/18 09:04 AM
to annoy the flies


which way is loose

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Thu 01/25/18 09:11 AM
It's northeast from here

Who invented chocolate?

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Thu 01/25/18 09:14 AM
the easter bunnie

how do you make more time?

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Thu 01/25/18 09:16 AM
By adding more things to your honey do list

Why does the Easter Bunny only deliver in the spring?

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Thu 01/25/18 12:28 PM
It´s the only time the midwife comes round.

Where did I go last night.

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Thu 01/25/18 12:31 PM
to the all night wash n dry to get your knickers in a twist


why is the grass green?

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Thu 01/25/18 12:45 PM
Blue looked wrong.

Who wears cowboy boots in the snow.

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Thu 01/25/18 02:28 PM
The cows

What should you do if you encounter a moose in the woods?

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Thu 01/25/18 02:29 PM
confirm it is made from good chocolate

what do you do if it is?

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Thu 01/25/18 02:32 PM
Edited by Stu on Thu 01/25/18 02:32 PM
Give it to the queen

Why do coyotes howl?

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Thu 01/25/18 02:34 PM
Because the chipmunks keep biting their paws

Why do mice eat cheese?

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Thu 01/25/18 02:36 PM
cuz it's imported from the moon

why are there so many blonde jokes

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Thu 01/25/18 02:38 PM
Edited by Stu on Thu 01/25/18 02:40 PM
oops
I'm too slow..grumble

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Thu 01/25/18 02:39 PM
Edited by Piscesmoon02 on Thu 01/25/18 02:39 PM
They run real fast and jump off the cliff

Why do they use jelly for PB&J sandwiches?

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